pictures by me :)
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1. Steven Seagal's New 'Do:
praying for it to grow back perhaps?
I don't know when this disaster occurred, but it's terrible. The trademark ponytail appears to have been karate-chopped off (maybe by SS himself?) and is about as tidy as rug tassels that got caught in a blender. Holy yuck!
2. Sole Survivor: The Failure of Operation Bush Shoe-tdown:
I guess when you are an international terrorist and war criminal your reflexes get heightened...But the guy at Bush's side hadn't even flinched yet when Bush had already ducked! Creepy, no? Bionic Bush? Maybe the Secret Service replaced him with a robot for live appearances. If only he hadn't moved and we could've seen the 2nd degree rubber-burn on his face...
3. Superman Ride of Steel: This roller coaster has a 221-foot drop! Dan and I had free passes and holy crap was it worth the 2 hour wait! I almost popped a cap in the teenage boys in line behind us who kept pushing the line forward with their braces/b.o. double threat. One of them threw something in my hair (unconfirmed). Like one of the Wayans Brothers would say,
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