Victoria’s got a secret
She whispered it in my ear
And although it made her happy
I wish I didn’t hear
I took an oath of silence
She made me pinky swear
But there was a little problem
Of which she was unaware
This secret just needs telling
How can I keep my mouth shut
When Ben says, "Vic’s a druggie."
While Claire says, "She’s a slut."
I don’t know what to do
Because I need to, have to tell
It’s said that "secrets don’t make friends"
And right now this friendship’s hell
"Just something I whipped up at one AM."
-- me. Treva.