Bikes, le raison d'être
Okey-dokes, sorry this is all I've got right now, but more to follow. Gotta have that high-fashion photo shoot sometime when somebody buys some film.
This is Bubbles astride the Nutcrusher, chopper #2. The fully functional 3-speed makes this a solid cruising chopper, i.e. you can go uphill too. The 16-inch front wheel was added to enhance squirreliness, to great effect. Mirrors and a bell have been added for safety. The baby, sneer, and viking helmet are for scaring girls.
And this is the primordial chopper, Roody. It says Roddy on the fork, but ignore that. The frame is a Schwinn knock-off, but the bottom fork is actual Schwinn, so it has been Americanized in that fashion. Roody has mismatched pedals, a kill banana seat that Eric is hiding, and started the foot-peg fashion. Nothing like cruising feet up on your forks on the big downhill. Notice how the awed chicks have already begun flocking to the chopper, the gentleman in the foreground is shocked at how quickly.
Sorry, more later.