wasting time

I'm wasting time thinking about a girl
and stealing her away from her world
she and I would run away
I think of all the things that I'd say
we'd talk about important things
and I picture it in my dreams
she'd teach me about modern art
and I'd show her it's okay to fart
and maybe I'd impress her
by being in a band and
maybe if I act real tough
she'd let me hold her hand and
maybe I'll win her heart
by writing this song about her
sometimes I sit at home and wonder
if she's sitting at home thinking of me
and wondering if I'm sitting at home
thinking about her or am I just wasting my time
remembering how she laughed at kinko's
when I made fun of that guy
remebering the look she gave me
when I told her that I used to fry
I really want to ask her out
but my ego could never take it
and even if I got the balls
you know that the cougar would never make it
(and in my town you can't drive naked)
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You and I should get away for a while
I just want to be alone with your smile
buy some candy and cigarettes and get in my car
we'll blast the stereo and drive to madagascar
because when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do
I just want to be your only one 
I'm grasping out at straws thinking back to what I saw
that night on the floor when we were all alone
my love life was getting so bland
there are only so many ways I can make love with my hand
sometimes it makes me want to laugh sometimes 
i want to take my toaster in the bath 
who's going to be the odd man out 
I don't want to be the odd man out 
is this going to be the end 
or are you going to be my new girlfriend
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