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Going for Speed


The Mother of All MTB Races

Be warned, I only raced once in may, so this whole freakin' page is about the Shasta Lemurian Classic, the baddest, hardest, coolest, mostest rippin'est race on god's green earth. Previous Lemuriae have had snow and rain, just rain, and 100 degree heat (not all at once, silly), so I loaded just about every piece of clothing I owned into the truck and set sail. It's an extra hours worth of driving from my new home (compared to my previous abode in the cultural desert of Sacramento), so we went up the night before to meet superDan and share the high-budget Motel 6.

I'm not so sure this was a great idea, because there was apparently some big bass tournament at Lake Shasta the next day, so the motel was filled with half-drunk redneck fisher/boater types, who made lots of noise. These people actually consider sitting there holding a stick and waiting for a fish to bite the string on the end as a real sport. Whatever. I saw a bass boat parked outside that in addition to its 850 hp cummins turbo-diesel outboard engine of doom, also had a little trolling motor up front with the label "All Terrain."  What the hell is an all-terrain trolling motor? You think Vandeman gets psycho about old ladies riding 3 speeds in the woods, wait 'til he finds out there are people ripping up the local trails in bass boats. He'll swallow an Alameda Whipsnake.

Blue Sky

So in the light of Lemurian history, imagine our surprise to find it  beautiful on race morning, already warm after breakfast, and only mid 70's predicted. Hard to believe, but I sure wasn't complaining. Despite the concurrency of the Big Bear NCS race, most of the big expert hammers were there, tho' the pro field was a little thinner than usual. Mo Robbins and Mike Larsen (and probably some others) were hardcore enough to race on Friday at Big Bear, then make the long-ass drive up to Redding for Sunday's race.

When the gun sounded, I actually had my pants on this year (a big improvement over last time). The fast guys took off at about the speed of light. I was at the back of the first chase group, barely hanging on, watching my HRM climb gradually higher. I lost track of SuperDan right away, but I was stoked to pull away from Olaf (my arch-nemesis this spring) before we hit the dirt. As we climbed, I gradually picked off a rider here and a rider there. I wasn't really around anyone I recognized, but I wasn't dying yet, so I was happy.

More Up

I'm pleased to say that when we got to the steeper stuff, I felt OK. I sailed right up the first steep sections in my middle ring, definitely feeling the effort, but enjoying the day, and still passing guys here and there. After about 40 mins of climbing, Mo and Mike went pounding past me. They had started at an easy pace, letting their tired legs slowly work into a rhythm, but once they got going, they were moving in a hurry. I didn't even consider trying to stay with them.

After we past the first aid station and turned off onto the rocky trail, I started to feel pretty smart about bringing my new SuperLight. I felt no bobbing, power loss, or inefficiency on the steeps, but when it got rocky and nasty, I was able to flat-out rail. I quickly dropped the group I was with and started moving up again. After many miles of  rocks and bumps, with the occasional steep-ass climb (all done in the middle ring, with my dinner-plate sized 34t cog), I caught sight of single-speedin' scotty shipman. Right after that we came to the 2nd rest stop, which precedes the gruesome push up to the way top.

We Don't Need no Steenkin' Push!

I confess, i had to get off near the bottom because some goober flailed completely across the trail in the steepest part. There's no getting back on there, so I hoofed it for about 40-50 yards. All that cyclocross and ultimate frisbee took care of me there, as I passed and thoroughly dropped another group o' guys (including scotty). Long before anyone else near me thought about it, I hopped back on my bike and took advantage of the plush SantaCruz suspension to keep rolling up through the very steep rocky bits to the top (I used the granny gear here). By the time I reached the summit, none of the others was even in sight behind me.

So I set off down the crazy, rutted, shaley, slippery, scary first descent. I think it's even scarier in dry weather. At least in the wet the little bitty rocks aren't quite so rolly and slidy. Maybe the snow last year froze them together so as to offer better traction. At any rate, I still went fast enough to pass some pro-lookin' guy in an Independent Fabrications jersey. Musta been a roadie or something. I was too far up for him to be some bought-the-jersey-from-Nashbar poser.

Then I came across Mike Larsen, who was running down with his bike. Now I know Mike is not a hardcore technical descender, but I also know he has the skills nowadays to handle just about anything reasonable. I figured something musta gone wrong. My suspicions were confirmed as I came closer and he asked "Got a spare brakepad?"

Since the exact same thing happened to SuperDan a couple years ago (when he was on his way to almost certain victory), I found it pretty ironic that someone else I knew had lost a brake pad. About the last thing on earth you would ever want to do is descend the Lemurian Chute with only 1 brake. I mumbled something to the effect of "Wouldn't you know it, i'm all out", or something like that, and I probably had what I would have considered to be a smile of sympathy.

Go Fast Now

At the bottom of the first descent (the loose shaley part), i set myself to the business of climbing again. This climb back to the 2nd aid station can be a real back-breaker, but not today. I was at least a gear or two higher than ever before, pounding out a solid rhythm and feeling great. No one appeared behind me, and pretty soon I was closing on someone in front. It turned out to be none other than last year's vet winner, my eternal mtb and cx rival, Kyle Brutschy (aka super chicken for his gangly-limbed awkwardness and powerful climbing ability). That pumped me up pretty good, so I made every effort to open a gap before he could gather his wits and try to stay with me. We got off for the short push after the aid station (where we also saw Mo, with a busted front derailleur. You know those SRAM derailleur clamps are made of plastic?!?) and he caught back up a little, but the sport rider in front of me had the good manners to crash all over the trail. While I deftly got around him, I think Kyle got hung up a bit.

This part of the trail seemed steeper and sketchier than last year, and I was riding fairly cautiously. I knew I was having a decent race at that point, and probably headed for a podium spot, so I didn't want to jeopardize it with something stupid. I also was still being kind of a sissy with my shiny new bike. I ran one section that I'd never run before because I was getting pretty nervous about my lack of control, plus there was another expert rider just picking himself up from a hard crash there.

Before long, I was through the technical part, and back out onto rolling fireroad. After a few, Mo caught up to me (without a front derailleur now) and said hi. He was just getting ready to drop me when he double flatted (doh!). No one else caught me and I began to mentally prepare myself for the chute.

The Lemurian Chute

The chute is one of those things, no matter how clearly you think you remember it, it's always twice as long, steep, rocky and fun. Right at the top is a vicious series of drop-offs. I was riding them last year when crashed and fell right on my spiffy Arnette shades, squishing them like bugs. This year I was in full sissy mode, and I hopped off and ran the 15 yards through the worst section, then hopped back on and hung on for dear life.

At this point, paranoia starts to creep in. You're going about a zillion miles an hour, over bumpy, loose, rocky terrain, clamped hard on the brakes the whole way to keep your speed barely under control. You're having a great race, you naturally start to think about everything that could go wrong. Specifically, a pinch-flat, or an overheated rim cooking through the tube (both very common occurrences in the chute). Though I was armed with 4" (rear) and 3" (front) of travel, I also typically only use 40-45 psi in my tires, so I still have to pay a little attention. The downhill really does go on at breakneck speed for something like 20-25 minutes. It's completely unbelievable. I breathed a great sigh of relief when I got to aid station/creek crossing at the bottom. Only a few miles of rolling rocky trail to go.

For once I was mentally prepared for some stiff climbing still. The last couple years I've sort of been in finishing mode at the bottom of the chute, and then been rudely reminded about the nasty climbs remaining to the finish, but this time (no doubt due to my slow start), my legs felt great.

The Finishing Stretch

I breathed an even bigger sigh of relief when I passed smilin' George Hope on the side of the trail. George is the scourge of the vet class in norcal now (at least he was until Rex Boyes turned 35), and has at least one NCS expert victory at mammoth among his laurels. He was fixing his 3rd (!) flat. I grunted in sympathy and pedaled for all I was worth to pass a few more guys.

As I rolled across the finish line a few minutes later, I felt pretty stoked. Luckily, I sprinted up the last hill, because less than 15 seconds after I crossed, who should should show up but George. 3 flats, and I still only beat him by 15 seconds! Holy Cow! I'm glad I know how to steer a bicycle.


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