Ultimate Fighting Championship

Just as an introduction, here goes:

My friends and I have had a single UFC so far and it went without anything breaking, so it went well. This summer we plan to have many, many more. This page will have records, comments and all the other stuff I want to throw in there. So far I am 3-3, not too bad, and not too good. What can I do? I'm fighting a bunch of Football players and Wrestlers who are like "in shape", I know what your thinking: "Pah! In shape!" I think they're cheating too, but I can't get them to forfeit for it. I've only had one really bad match so far, and I don't even count that in my record. I was up against Adam Pridemore. It's like fighting a wall! He's an offensive lineman and he is about 5'9" and 170lbs. So you can imagine he has some mighty strong arms. I couldn't do anything, so I just stopped because he wouldn't do anything either. Richard think's he tough even though he hasn't fought yet. He'll get smashed. He has a hot sister. I'd do Richards sister. But enough of that. On to the records! (they may be a little off, but I'll try to remember as best I can)

News Flash!! Jon Schalk has a severe case of Puss-itis! He said he'd call when he was ready to fight, but no, he didn't call. So the UFC didn't happen. And I bet he didn't even hit it.

You know, Jon is becoming more of a puss every week he pusses out of the UFC. AGAIN!! This week it was supposed to be at his house so he couldn't puss out, but, he did. Thus, Jon Schalk is now PUSS O' THE YEAR!!!

Chris Black

RECORDS

I'm going to put up the "list o' matches" -note: these will probly be off because I'm shooting from the hip as of now.

  1. First match ever: Me and Russ. He attacked me out of my computer chair, and had me on the ground pretty quickly. He weighs 215 and he's strong, I weight 170 and I'm not. I couldn't roll him over because we were stuck between an office desk, and a sewing machine desk. I took a good 50 shots to the ribs and gave up because I couldn't do anything. :(
  2. Same night. He tries to shoot, but I sprawl and throw the headlock on him. You can only go so long without air...
  3. Again, the same night. We move to my room. He shoots, and when I try the headlock he just stands up, so I'm feeling really uncomfortable up in the air. He throws me down on the bed, and I give up the headlock. I go into the guard to prevent the mount. After a bit, I give up the guard, and roll him (alot easier this time, we're on a waterbed) but he puts his forearm on my forehead and throws me. Literally. I left the bed and landed on my back on the far side of the bed from just his left arm. It sucked. I quit.
  4. Later on. Couple weeks later, Jeremiah was over. We go. The first match I just throw the choke and it's over. Not very conclusive.
  5. Same night. This time I figure I rely on the choke too much, so I need to do something else. So I shoot. I get him to the ground (but not in the mount, half-mount) and I weight about 20 lbs. more than he does, so I just lay on him till I can get somewhere. Unfortunatly, he reversed me somehow and I had him in the guard. He starts with the 'Frankenstein Choke' so I throw on the scissors. After a bit I realize that I've pulled my gastrocnemius (calf muscle) and I give up the scissors. I finally keeps with the choke long enough that I give up.
  6. Same night. I think I choked him out this time, but I can't be sure. I don't remember, I'll ask him.

This isn't all of them by a long shot, but I'm sick of typing for now.

Here are some links that I like for the UFC.

  1. The Gracie JiuJitsu page: Gracie!
  2. Another Gracie Page (hey, he's bad, right?): I think this is the official page of the gracie self-defense dojo.
  3. The Official UFC page: UFC!
  4. A JiuJitsu Page: Mike Dorio's Brazilian JiuJitsu Page

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