Disorganized Rantings. That is probly the best description of what this will be. What we need is some solidarity here. Come on!
There are a lot of things that I don't understand. But the one that is on the top of my mind is: Where do they get these people for the real world? I don't get it. I mean, surely there was one person that sent in a audition tape that didn't have a severe problem with insecurity and logic, but they didn't choose that guy. Blah.
Oh, yeah. Al: seems we won't be coming over tonight. I suppose we might, but I don't think it's likely. Jon almost missed the bus this morning because he wouldn't get up. So I don't think Anita will let us come over. I've been wrong before, but how often?
School was such a euphoric experience for me. It starts off terrible. The first few periods you wish you were still in bed, and you're bitter about it. But as the day goes on you slip into a comfortable place where you can slip in and out of conciousness on command. It was never too bad. Looking back on school it seems like a real waste. You'll feel that way too. Don't get me wrong, you feel that way now, but in a year, you'll feel like it a lot more. The only benefit I ever recieved from school was the time I was playing soccer. Seriously. The rest of the time I may have picked up a fact or learned an equation, but if I need a fact or equation it will be readily available. Trust me, nothing you are doing right now are you going to be better for in a month.
Jeeze I'm tired. I can't imagine why I told you I'd do this. It took me 20 minutes just to figure out how to log into this system. They changed it in the 6 months that I didn't update, apparently. Real fuckin' assholes. You know what pisses me off? Old navy commercials. I mean, come now. Old navy. It might as well be abercrombie and fitch these days. There should be 12 girls named ashley in their commercial. They should all be wearing different color scemes of the same outfit, and talking about how they can't stand the geometry teacher because his class is just too hard and last weekend they had to study instead of going to the football game, and they were supposed to "be seen" at the football game and they hope it didn't hurt they're reputation. But they met this guy, and he has a mustang so he must be cool, and how they heard a different ashley was going out with a guy named phil, and who goes out with a guy named phil? That's soooooo '98.
Where do they get these people? What the hell is going on, I mean someone somewhere chose these people for us to watch and decided to call it "The Real World". That's amazing to me. I don't think I really have much else to say as far as this update goes, I havn't read through what I've written, but I don't think it's very funny. I suppose I could put something funny one here, but the only things I can think of would be funny becuse they would put someone in a bind, and I'm saving that for the last update.
I guess alex really think's he's one up on me now, he know's my middle name and I don't know his ooh, wow. I guess you've got me. And I don't know the Jenga story. Well I guess your dick is just a lot bigger than mine. I guess I just lack the genital girth to stand in your presence. Hell I don't know.
Gutsy move. The funny thing about Hitler is, he killed all those jews. (For Mike). What do you call that useless piece of skin around a womans vagina? The woman. When it comes down too it, I've given up on women completely. If I could meet one girl who didn't laugh for the benefit of others I would be infinitely impressed. I've been thinking about the NAVY a lot lately, and it's going to suck for a while. I mean, really. I won't even have time to jerk it. I'll get four hours sleep a night. That will really suck. I mean, if I were a greek god, I'd sleep all day. I'd go to sleep at 9pm, sleep till noon, wake up to go to the bathroom, while I was in the bathroom a portly servant lady wearing white would come in and change the linnen on my bed, I'd crawl back in bed and take a 9 hour nap just to get warmed up for my nights sleep. Fresh linnen every night! Can you imagine it? No joke, I love to sleep. Four hours a night. That is like a third of what I get now. A third! Shit fire and save the matches! Four hour's sleep! Pah! For reasons that are beyond me it seems one of my roomates little brothers has decided to put a password on the screensaver. Somebody ought to punch him in the face. So everytime I don't do anything for 60 seconds a screensaver comes on and I have to type in his name to turn it off. Little bastard. I guess it's ok because he looks like howard the duck. Now there was a funny movie, why can't they make movies like that any more. Howard the duck. Bitch of a movie.
I need to eat. If I think of anything funny, I'll put it on here.