1.Always remember that someone understands thee
2.Thou shalt listen to at least one hour of Pumpkins each day
3. Thou shalt not speak ill of Yelena Yemchuck
4. Ignore thy mother and thy father
5. Thou shalt not clean thy room
6. Thou shalt buy Smashing Pumpkins t-shirts and wear them with pride
7. Thou shalt defend the good name of the Pumpkins
8. Thou shalt join the Temple of Billy Corgan
9. If thou hast a web page, thou shalt place a link to our site there, along with one of our banners
10." Let the disaster dukes masticate on the green grass of love and happiness."
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