MOMMY,MOMMY JOKES

Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to go to India.
Shut up and keep swimming!
By Christopher G.

Mommy, Mommy! What's an Oedipus complex?
Shut up and kiss me!

Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Shut up son, you'll wake your father.

Mommy, Mommy! The milkmans here;
have you got the money or should I go out an play?

Mommy, Mommy! Why's everybody running?
Shut up and reload.

Mommy, Mommy! Can I get pregnant?
Of course not dear, you are only seven years old.
OK boys, same again...

Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's running down the street!
Shut up and step on the gas!

Come upstairs, son, like a good boy.
No, Mommy, you'll only throw me down again.

Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts!
Shut up and get away from the dart board!

Mommy, Mommy! It's dark down here!
Shut up or i'll flush it again!

Mommy, Mommy! I'm getting dizzy.
Shut up or I'll nail your other foot down!

Mommy, Mommy! I hate Daddy's guts.
Shut up kid and keep eating.

Mommy, Mommy! Can I play with Grandma?
Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last week!

Mommy, Mommy! Why am I so ugly?
Shut up kid and comb your face.

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