full name : Jeffrey Douglas Li

nicknames :Jeff, Jeffy, Bob Mackenzie, Hey Handsome, What's Your Sign?, and Hey you! Get the hell out of my seat!

birthday: 'twas a brisk day in February, the birds were chirping, flowers blooming, and God was smiling....Feb. 8, 1979

siblings :Older brother Greg, younger Justin

school : Montessory Community School, Pali Preschool, Punahou School, Iolani School, Brandeis University

pets and names :Samoyed named Teddy Bear, and a whole lifetime of permanent roommates collectively called the Fleas

Jobs : Dining services specialist employed by Brandeis University. Eat Here Cause We Do Too!

hobbies : beer, sex, bmx, and a smidgin of paintballing(mostly just one at a time, though)

I collect : junk, and if it's not junk, somebody will think it is

best advice given : whatever it was I probably didn't listen

Fav. Game: Let's see what part on my car I'll have to fix/replace/send through a window today

dream car : I don't know. one of everything. and a sack of gas money. and a clear road from here to argentina. and a crew of mechanics. and my best girl beside me as we ride off into the sunset

coolest experience : I think...I just...had it...

scariest experience : ugh *shudder* finding the top of a taxi cab right in the middle of my lane on the highway

fav summer activity : aki said it first and I second it: hanging out

fav winter activity : skiing and bitching about the snow, snuggling up naked with a certain young lady under the covers in front of a roaring firelace and watching the snow that I so love to bitch about. too bad I can only do one of them 

special skills/talents : I can tie the stem of a marishino cherry into a knot with my tongue-I love Shirley Temples.

fav music : R.E.M.

fav song :the one they play when ed McMahon comes to you door

fav color : it depends on my mood.

fav food : I think there's a part of my brain that tells me I NEED chinese food to live.

least fav food :spicy stuff, yowza!

fav vacation :anywhere that I haven't seen before

fav conversation topic : anything Ed McMahon wants to talk about

fav sports : auto racing, bmx, paintball

fav actress : Catherine Zeta Jones

fav actor :Zorro

fav movies : Strange Brew, The Full Monty, Smokey and the Bandit, Conan the Barbarian, The Italian Job, Cannonball Run and Gumball Rally and lots, lots more

fav animal : my girlfriend(but she's not an animal, is she?)

fav month : whichever ones have the least work to be done

fav part of newspaper : the rubber band

fav writer : Simon Green, and I'd like him better if he wrote even faster.

fav thing to wear : underwear, never leave home with out it

i want to be : Zorro.