Gary Easterby
Hello, I'm Gary Easterby. My favorite food is Porkies (Pork Scratchings) and I drive a Taxi.
Tel, International +44 0870 P.O.R.K.Y
UK: 02380 601370, for a ride, or just a friendly chat!
My Favourite Quote
"You can't kick a good man down" - thats what I always say!
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Eating 'Porkies' and drinking beer in my local pubs "The Cricketers" and "The George". I will *TAKE YOUR PETS TO THE VETS* for a small fee, but my cab is ideal to take you anywhere, even just to the pub! Grab a flyer from the 'Old George' pub for more info.
See me every Sunday and Monday night at the NOORANI Indian Cuisine in Fair Oak, Hampshire - I love currys and with the 'all-you-can-eat' buffet you get a great deal! For example; me and Bruv had 2 pints of beer each and a plate of curry each for only 14pounds! (WOW! thats a bargain)
I've always wanted to go up in one of those hot air balloons, one day I will.
Can't wait till next year, I'll be going on Safari.. its something that I've always wanted to do, it will be expensive (1,900 pounds )but it will be worth it. I love wildlife.
18/4/00 - I was in the Cricketers because my Cab has been involved in an accident - don't worry I'm ok, but the cab is in for repair and I could do with a Holiday anyway. I'm off for the week - Ooooh Behave!
Details - Someone went into the back of The Cab..
8/7/00 - Someone decided to pull out infront of me, I damaged the cab and had to drive a Dagenam Dustbin for a week!
30/7/00 - One the meat draw at the Old George, I got Sausages and a big leg of lamb.... MMMMMmmm, suasages!
Summer 2001 - Went on my SAFARI! Amazing, I saw all my favourite animals, I especially like Hippos, as I always wanted to be one when I grew up! When I got home I put on a special 'slide show' and Video for people to see my WILD ADVENTURE, all in the name of charity, I'll have you know!
28/12/01 - GOT BARRED FROM THE GEORGE! can you beleive that? I've been a loyal local there for years (this means I'll have to step foot back in the Cricketers!). Anyway I just put on the Xmas CD 3 times over and they reset the bloody juke box. Scrooges. Anyway we had an argument and the result was I got barred. But bruv stuck by me and walked out too, their loss.
To my sexy website!!
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There are 6 of us altogether; Me, Dipsy, Tinky Winky, La-La, Po and my favorate bruv Stefan, who is an avid Southampton FC Fan, he sometimes shares a packet of Porkies with me at the pub or at home. We have lived in Frenchman close for nearly 33 years, but its great, its local and we are going to buy the house so that we can come and go as we please.
Stefan isn't going with me on Safari, he says he'd rather spend the money on a Saints season ticket and, "have fun all year round".
Girls say I have a nice smile, and they love my lovehandles! They think I smell nice too. I have lots of friends in the area including Punjab and Sanjay from the Noorani! I have made it up with Paul at the Crix, I have to drink back there again since I'm barred from the George, well, as you know I never hold a gruge, life's too short I say!