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On this page I'll be making my weekly Raw and Smackdown rant. Whatever I liked or disliked about the shows and what I think will happen next. Also i will give a monthly rant on the ppvs... Now this is where I dont pull any punches, I'm giving my uncensored opinion on whatever I wanna so if you're easily offended back your browser now. It won't always be like that but you never know when so this is a warning!! Also on this page I'll be giving my thoughts on Sunday Night Heat and if its worth a mention. Enjoy!

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10/23
Well we definitely had a much better Raw last night...for the first time in awhile I enjoyed the whole show and this was the best Raw after a ppv Ive seen in months cause the night after a ppv always sucks...but not last night....

The show starts with Rikishi coming out to run his mouth and even after he screwed the Rock, all i could do was look at him....i hate him for costing the Rock the belt but i have no feelin on it...like i cant look at him and spit...I just look but he did wrot for what he did
...So he calls out Rock and naturally Rock was gonna belittle him and tell him to go to hell. And on a sidenote..I always want Rock to be the man cause he is anyway and I want him to stay WWF Champ forever but you know as he walked out in his phatass 500 buck see through shirt, marching like a soldier....he actually looks better without draggin that title belt to the side of him...just an observation a friend and I had...so im not too mad..the belt was in the way of the man..and I missed the old fist in the air so the situation is chill he just didnt have to lose it to a buttplugger but whats done is done!!

Well Im gonna cut to the chase to what caught my attention...during Rock and Rikishi's little exchange...Rikishi says to Rock dont make me tell them...dont make me tell the world something...
HOLD THE FUCK UP!!! HAHA that line spoke to me and said that Rikishi MAY BE covering up for Rock....that Rock is behind what happened to Austin and now he's trying to distance himself from Rikishi to keep from being found out....but you know when you get people to do something for you especially something of that capacity...they stick to your ass like glue and i figure thats what Rikishi is doing... he wont leave Rock alone....and Rock is trying to get away from him

..Now of course everybody has been saying that since day one...that Rock is the one who had Steve hit but I dont believe everything i hear and hell Rikishi practically effin said it...And of course Rock cut him off by insulting his weight and so forth but somewhere down the line...I think Rikishi will end up blackmailin him with whatever hes hiding....and another confession could be in the future...hell Rock gettin Steve to trust him more and more....maybe they can become tag buddies and then the shit will hit the fan and I will go APESHIT!!!

Now if they play this shit out right I figure now it wont make Rock look bad...i got no bad vibes from that interview and god did that feel good not to have a coniption and that Rock Bottom was HUGE!!!....Things seem to be back to normal a little...im still harpin in my conspiracy theory..dont get me wrong and I want to show you all something I read that makes me now know for a fact that this is a fucking Austin ploy but im not gonna bitch about it today cause it was a pleasant evening sorta...read this:

WWF management is said to be totally catering to Steve Austin at this point, trusting his judgment on all storyline matters. Until his ideas fail (if that ever happens), they are going to keep him happy by giving him tremendous input and influence over his TV presence.

Now if that doesnt have conspiracy written all over it then I can still get you that cheap pair of bifocals i offered in No Mercy Rant...but im not gonna talk about it today...im feelin pretty good and the idea of Rock being behind this is not lookin too bad of an idea now...but you know they still need to keep the bullshit to a minimum...and YES if he is revealed to be in on it....I will go nuts and cheer Rocky's ass all the way to WM17 or as i heard they will write it Wrestlemania X Seven....to turn it sideways HEEL STYLE BABY and stick it straight up that drunk jabronis ass...the prospects are high folks and I will being lookin forward to the new year!!

Well i dont have too much to touch on today....I still cant believe they sat the whole first hour actually trying to build anticipation for Kurt Queers arrival...since when did anybody give a flying fuck when he would arrive....WHY THE HELL would you perch a camera outside waiting for a thick, tightass olympic fudgepacker....damn and his 5 cent birdnest for hair whore...
Jesus wasnt enuff barf bags for that segment...he up there with that gay ass confetti and baloons and he up there takin us through his title life story with some queer fuckin theme music playin in the background..god some Disney buttfucking music to say the least...my god thank Mick as usual for stoppin this nauseating shit....he makes a triple threat with Rock, HHH and blue boy for the title and come on who didnt know that the shit would end with Rikishi interfering....i get teh feelin he gonna do that alot with Rock's matches and then the rumored Rock vs Rikishi at Survivor Series may happen...
Why the match has to end with Steve..read the up newsbit i copied for you....

Although unnecessary the whole Los Conquistadore ,,,E and C..Hardy thing was pretty interesting...I dont get the point of them going through all that shit but what ever when those corny ass Conquistadores start doing Hardy moves....that shit was pretty tight...

Well thats it for Raw Rant for this week...thanks for reading....Unfortunately UPN hasnt come back so far down here for our state...theyre having contract problems or some bullshit theyre feeding us so i will have to miss the shit again this week but im only cool about it cause its nuttin else i can do...the whole damn state is without it so what can I do..leave town every Thursday...and thanks to my homegirl up north..who taping them for me...I will see it one day....so until next Monday....Peace and Rock FOREVER!!!!
Well thanks to some inconsiderate dildos down here where i live....I no longer get UPN after 7pm until my cable company finds another carrier....some bright executive jackoffs let the fuckin contract run out with UPN and they are alledgely in negotiations now to get it back so they switch to some gay ass PAX miracle channel whenever its suppose to be UPN so everybody in the WHOLE state is screwed....its so unbelievable im just numb...So Smacketh rant is null until they get another affiliate and the funny thing is we just got it in June, sighs........
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