Hedgie's Angels, Episode One

Part Two

(inside a Taco Stop)

Kit: (V.O. Narration) To tell you everything about myself would be pointless and boring for me, so we'll keep it down to basics. My name is Kit, I love food, and at the moment I'm getting some. I can't shake the feeling, though, that something isn't quite right...

(Mysterious Stranger walks up to Kit)
MS: Miss Camille?

Kit: (turns) Not tonight.

MS: (looks confused) You are Kit Camille, aren't you?

Kit: (sighs) Look, I'm hungry, and I can't keep up my sexily pudgy figure if you're in my way.

MS: But this is important. However, if you won't listen let your dooms be on your own heads.

Kit: Honey, you are a rancid redundant rerun wrapped in a crappy cardboard cliche. Check, I just sounded like the Grinch song! Well, I've changed my mind. I'm going to Subway. Ja! (starts to walk away)

MS: I suppose, then, you won't be interested in the Cole...

Kit: (freezes and slowly starts to turn around) What... did you say?

MS: (grins broadly and sidles past Kit) It may already be too late...

(Kit runs out as fast as she can)
Kit: (V.O. Narration) Terrance...



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