EVERYONE WANTS THE GREAT ONES

**We see Nite, Inferno, and Frankie Stien standing on the porch of the haunted mansion**

Nite: Genesis, Genesis, oh foolish Genesis! Haha! It seems everyone thinks they can defeat the Master of Darkness! Well Genesis, I'm already busy with that little peod Buff on saturday. Besides, the Chosen One wants you more than I do, so next week on Smackdown, instead of a 6-man let's make it an 8-man. Dark Clan 2000 (Nite/Inferno/Jericho/????) vs. The Alliance (Genesis/Exodus/Puta/Bro). Not only will that give us a chance to take care of our minor obstacles, and give poor Exodus time to heal up from his pathetic performance at BOTE. Really Exodus, we've known each other a long time, and to take such a beating like you did, you're one crappy world champion! Just pay attention to the Master of Darkness and learn from a veteran! Genesis, you're going to learn that it's a big mistake to challenge the Master of Darkness! Just take a look at Triple-K. I have one word to describe Triple-K, "FAILURE". Triple-K was weak, and the Alliance is even weaker! Just as we destroyed Triple-K, so shall we vanquish the Alliance! No one can withstand the might of the most powerful force in WOW History, the Dark Clan!

Inferno: NOW THE HELLBENDER HAS SOMETHING TO SAY FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE OUR RETURN AT BOTE! GENESIS, OH AND LITTLE BUFFY TOO, NITE'S RIGHT YOU GUYS ARE STUPID!! FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD, WHAT THE HELL MAKES YOU THINK YOU HAVE HALF A CHANCE AT BEATING US??!! BUFF YOU NEVER HAVE BEATEN US AND YOU DAMN SURE NEVER WILL!! EXTREME MAY HAVE BEATEN ME ONCE, BUT I STILL FRIED HIS @$$!! THIS SATURDAY I INTEND TO DO THE SAME TO YOU AND YOUR NEW BOYTOY GUNZ!! ALL I GOTTA SAY IS YOU'RE GONNA BURN IN HHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL!!!!

Nite: Ah yes, Buff you stupid bastard. This saturday we will beat you, and then I intend to break you! Enough talk! Come on Inferno let's go make some carnage! HAHAHA!!

**Nite and Inferno stroll down the road to a local suburb. They go to the first house they see**

Nite: Break the door Inferno!

Inferno: WITH PLEASURE! HAHA!

**Inferno thrusts his hand towards the door and it bursts into flames along with the rest of the wall. He crashes through the door and Nite follows**

Nite: Now the fun part, give me the hatchet! Let's kill a b----!!

**They step into the living room and find a young woman watching WOW on tv. She turns and sees Megaforce and screams in terror**

Nite: Shaddup you stupid b----!! I'm only going to brutally butcher you into a horrible greusome death!

**Nite takes the hatchet and buries it in the Woman's skull as she screams her last breath**

Nite: Finish the job Inferno.

Inferno: YOU GOT IT!

**Inferno tears up the womans clothes and pauses to admire the carnage Megaforce has created**

Inferno: WELL TIME TO TURN THIS SOMB---- INTO A CREMATORIUM! HAHAHA!

**Nite and Inferno plow through the wall and back out of the house, then Inferno turns back, thrusts his arms up and down again and the house explodes into a fiery blaze, with a massive mushroom cloud above**

Nite: Buff, this saturday you're going to be even easier than that whore! May this be a reminder to all, to...