Age: 25 Sex: Male Status: Single
Team Name: El Capitano
Position: Team Captain (see the B Team letters for details.....)
Age: 25 Sex: Male (ish) Status: Ha Ha (see below).
Team Name: Angus
Position: At the fruit machine. No really. That's where he normally is. Otherwise he might be 'Vice Captain'. Mind you, we've had no vice yet. Grumble grumble grumble......
Age: 32 Sex: Male Status: Single
Team Name: Psycho Ow. sorry - I meant physio.
Position: Whatever - we're not going to argue. Mind you - he is the oldest on the team....I suppose that makes him the old git.
'THE' doubles team.......
Age: 23 Sex: Male Status: Single
For photo see above (the one with the big mouth)
Team Name: Chuckles
Position: Team Boy. provider of cheerleaders.
Age: 26 Sex: Please God Yes..... Status: Single Dammit.
Team Name: The Tart (apple we guess).
Position: Any (fnarr fnarr)
Age: 26 Sex: Not any more - he's engaged. Status: See Previous
Team Name: K Dogg or Gizmo or whatever the missus says.....
Position: Yes Dear.
Age: 30 we think. Sex: A long time ago in a galaxy far far away.... Status: Ameoba.
Team Name: T.C.
Positon: Left Back (in the dressing room)
Age: 23 Sex: Male Status: New Boy.
Team Name: Booie
Position: where and when we tell him.
Age: 30 Sex: Male Status: Ha Ha Ha Ha.
Team Name: Faz 1
Position: Part Time Summer leaguer.
Age: Expiry date 2003 Sex: Damn near impossible. Status: Pool cue holder.
Team Name: Ruby
Position: Team Mascot
P.S. With the exception of Stuart & Tony we're all single. Don't tell the other halves. What they don't know won't hurt them.......
P.P.S. Oh Yeah - Kieron's engaged. Never mind eh.