Come on in, and pull yourself up a chair (like Chairry!)
Let the fun begin, it's time to let down your hair!
Pee-wee's so excieted,
'cause all his friends have been invieted
To go wacky, at Pee-wee's Playhouse>!

There's a crazy rhythm, comin' from Puppetland (what that?)

Dirty Dog, Cool Cat, and Chicky Baby are the Puppet Band (yeah!)
He's got a couple of talkin' fish,
and a genie who'll grant a wish-
Golly, it's cuckoo at Pee-wee's Playhouse!

Globey's spinnin', Mr. Window's grinnin',

'cause Pterri's flyin' by (hello!)
The Flowers are singin', the Picture Phone is ringin',
and the Dinosuar family goes, "Hi!"
Mr. Kite's soarin', Conky's still a snorin',
there's the flashing Magic Screen,
The Cowntess is so classy, Randy's kinda sassy-
A nuttier establishment you've never seen!
Spend the day with Pee-wee and you'll see what we mean!

Get outta bed, there'l be no more nappin'!

'Cause you've landed in a place where anything can happen-
Now we've given you fair warnin'!
It's gonna be that kind of mornin'-
For bein' wacky!
For getting nutty!
Golly, it's cuckoo!
At Pee-wee's Playhouse!