Have ya ever been in a store and just wanted to goof off and be stupid or were just bored? I know I have...I mean...Dude everytime I go to the store with my friends I HAVE TO be stupid...then again I'm always stupid..Well you guys get the pic! Here are some things that you can do! I bet I've done all of these so you know that me...Shannon Elizabeth Allen is a complete dumbass!!! Well ya'll knew that anyway!! But anydamnway...here they are!! GO GET IN TROUBLE!! lol
1. Run down the towel isle claiming you are Batwoman/Batman and jump out and scare the crap outta some stranger
2. Go to the music section and put the head phones on that play the music and start singin in your worst voice and dance all funky
3. Announce to everyone around you that you have to pee
4. Go back to the craft area and put stirofoam balls in your shirt and act like they're hooters!!! *looks at Nick and starts laughin her ass off*
5. Put your hand in the fish tank and let the fishies nibble on your fingers or run your hand across the tank makin the fishies chase after it making them confussed outta their minds lol It's mean but fun
6. Belch really loud to where everyone hears you and say,"Damn Geneva!"
7. Play with the big bouncy balls and leave them out in the isles
8. Walk around talking and slapping yourself...Not that way guys! Perverts...lol I don't have any room to talk lol
9. Spray all different kinds of perfume or cologne and make it to where you smell like all of them
10. Play tag
11. Talk to the sales people and ask them stupid personal questions
12. Look for your name on those little license [?]plates
13. Try to skateboard down an isle * fell on me bum lol *
14. Bark at people *barararara* lol
15. Try to bounce a basketball in the box it comes in *looks at Alexis*
16. Ride the escalators [?] up and down nonstop
17. Watch other people tryin to be as funny as you and make fun of them with your friends
18. Sit in the chairs or on a couch and say hi to everyone [ I do this all the time at Sams! lol]or watch a movie in the seats
19. Shine lasers on peoples arses and into the security camera [ Remember me doin that at Sam's Mandi? lol ]
20. Make up raps as you're walkin around the store *me and the twins again*
21. Grab a box of Beano and ask some stranger if it works good hahaha
22. Act like you're gay [ Mike! lol ]
23. Play with the pet toys
24. Walk by someone and say,"I need some more condoms, I'm out" and see what they're expression looks like! hahahaha
25. Have a sword fight with your friends
26. Sleep on the display beds....hey it looks like a real room so why can't it be one?
27. Get your pictures taken in a photo booth or sticker booth...Don't get too nasty like I did once....lol
28. Play with the cash registers that are for sale
29. Smell every candle in the candle isle
30. Ask those stupid Magic 8 Balls dumb questions like..."Am I gonna marry [ put someone's name in here ]" and see what the ball has to say even if it is a "My sources say no"
31. Two words...STEAM ROLLER!!!!
32. Try on clothes that you would never wear...Like a tight black leather belly vest that zips up in the front.....[ Member me doin that Whit? LMAO...*bararararara* ]
33. Sit on the floor in Sams and watch Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory or whatever movie they have on the big screen TV
34. Sing songs that you don't know the words too
35. Follow around hot guys/girls if you're single...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA See I can't do that...lol
36. Put underwear on your head and say," Look at me! I'm Pee-Wee Herman!"
37. Try on sunglasses that a WAY to small for your face and act like you're cool
38. Ride the bikes on display down the isles
39. Look at all the nasty cards in Spencers! hahahaha
40. Ride around in a shopping cart and have your friend push you
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