I'm Going Slightly Mad
When the outside temperature rises
And the meaning is oh so clear
One thousand and one yellow daffodils
Begin to dance in front of you - oh dear
Are they trying to tell you something?
You're missing that one final screw
You're simply not in the pink my dear
To be honest you haven't got a clue
It finally happened - happened
It finally happened - ooh oh
It ~nally happened - I'm slightly mad
I'm one card short of a full deck
I'm not quite the shilling
One wave short of a shipwreck
I'm not my usual top billing
I'm coming down with a fever
This kettle is boiling over
I think I'm a banana tree
Oh dear, I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened, happened
It finally happened uh huh
It finally happened 1'm slightly mad - oh dear !
I'm knitting with only one needle
Unravelling fast its true
I'm driving only three wheels these days
But my dear how about you ?
lt finally happened oh yes