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I took the time to share my hard won wisdom with my Brother-in-law, Mikey, about how to make himself more appealin' to the local cli-enn-tell (I have trouble with that word) now that he's relocated to Charlotte. I figgered that it might make sense iffin I made this here knowledge available to a wider audience. Therefore I haved done shared my letter to him, in its enn-tire-rittie (that 'uns hard too) just down below. If you find this heppful, you can send me a can of Skoal and I'd rightly appreciate it (just send it to Joe's Bar in Pine Nut, NC - they all know me there).
"Sitting Ladies" Decals
10 Aug 2000
To Mr. Aspiring Banker:
Here's some career advancement accessories for you Mikey.
These will really boost sales when you start using NASCAR events as coporate entertainment venues. The sitting ladies are a surefire way to correct your "blend-impaired" nature (don't take it personally, all bankers have it).
Just apply these to the mudflaps on your vehicle and make sure you tailgate behind the car so they're in plain view to prospective clients.
I think ownership of these fine trophies also gets you discounts and "prizes" from the finer men's entertainment establishments.
You can even let Suzy borrow the ride when she needs to appear tough. Of course that image will go a lot farther when she learns to spit.
You can thank me later after you've made your first million.
-rd.