Hello again, it's  me, back for another bout of hilarity.
So, here's what I've decided to do. I'm going to start offering an award off of this site, and I don't necessarily mean an award that you can only get if your page is flawless and you're an expert in HTML.  I'm talking about an award for something we really care about--you know, like Most Daring Use of Color...Hardest Hitting...Most Fun...Most Creative...Best Actress in a Claymation Docu-Drama.  If you would like to apply for this award, please fill out the form below!  I, of course, will make the final determination as to whether you get the award, but I am open to bribery and quality forms of butt-kissing.

To see samples of my awards, please click here.

Rules for my Award

  If your page is hosted by GeoCities, it must comply with content policy guidelines.  Sorry, no flexibility here...I am a CL, guys!  Oh, and your page DOES NOT have to be hosted by GeoCities to get the award.  You just gotta have a website!

  As far as I'm concerned, all good sites are constantly under construction.  This means that cheesy "Under Construction" graphics probably won't be winning many awards.  GOOD "Under Construction" graphics...well....sure!  Why not?

  In the nature of this award, pages displaying wit and humor will be preferrentially treated.  'Nuff Said.

  I promise you that if your page is ONLY a page full of links with no content, you're not going to win my award.  I'm not asking for much here....just give me SOMETHING to do!

  Sign the guestbook....get the award.  I'm all about shameless butt-kissing.

So, that's it!  Not too hard...and having laid down all the rules, on to the actual application!

Apply for my award!

Please tell me your name:
(Do not hit return!)

Please tell me your email address:
(Hit return and you DIE!)

What's your URL?
(You got the drill...no return.)

1) Give me a short description of your site.

2) Why do you want to be considered for my award?

3) Which award would you like to be considered for?



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