WIFESPEAK | ENGLISH EQUIVALENT |
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You want. | You want. |
We need. | I want. |
It's your decision. | The correct decision should be obvious by now. |
Do what you want. | You'll pay for this later. |
We need to talk. | I need to complain. |
Sure...go ahead. | I don't want you to. |
I'm not upset. | Of course I'm upset, you moron. |
You're...so manly. | You need a shave and you sweat a lot. |
You're certainly attentive tonight. | Is sex all you ever think about? |
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! | I'm on my period. |
Be romantic, turn out the lights. | I have flabby thighs. |
This kitchen is so inconvenient. | I want a new house. |
I want new curtains. | and carpeting, and furniture... |
I need wedding shoes. | The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white. |
Hang the picture there. | No, I mean hang it there! |
I heard a noise. | I noticed you were almost asleep. |
Do you love me? | I'm going to ask for something expensive. |
How much do you love me? | I did something today you're really not going to like. |
I'll be ready in a minute. | Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. |
Is my butt fat? | Tell me I'm beautiful. |
You have to learn to communicate. | Just agree with me. |
Are you listening to me!? | [Too late, you're dead.] |
No | No |
Maybe | No |
Yes | No |
I'm sorry. | You'll be sorry. |
Do you like this recipe? | It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it. |
I'M NOT YELLING! | Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. |
In answer to "What's Wrong?" | |
The same old thing. | Nothing. |
Nothing. | Everything. |
Everything. | My PMS is acting up. |
Nothing, really. | It's just that you're a jerk. |
I don't want to talk about it. | Go away, I'm still building up steam. |