The Family Guy Sound Archive
Heres Some Video (real player only)
for Chitty Chitty Death Bang
Stewie saying "Damn" (31kb)
Stewie threatening his mother and talking about the escape from the womb (185kb)
Stewie, why don't you play in the other room.. (36kb)
"I shall call you Eduardo"(22kb)
Stewie makes another attempt on Lois's life(123kb)
Sensing movement of the thermostat (58kb)
Stewie saying "Damn" (31kb)
Talking about those Jemia's Witnesses (86kb)
The opening theme song (319kb)
Victory is mine! (22kb)
Damn you vile woman...(47kb)
What is the deal with New England? (96kb)
You've got to keep that black knight at Bay (68kb)
Lois barely escapes (22kb)
"Boy, she's pretty pissed, huh?..."(44kb)
John Madden really must like football (139kb)
There's the guy who couldn't hold onto the soap... (87kb)
"...think she'll wait for me..." (94kb)
Madden's getting angry (95kb)
The Hand-Grenades scene (131kb)
"...oh, you just want your toy back..." (210kb)
The Famous Kool Aid scene (70kb)
"Alright, you're off the hook..."(68kb)
The closing music (59kb)
"A funny guy, everything he says is a stich..."(64kb)
"Hey! Who wants to play "Drink the beer?"... (66kb)
"Hey man, your clock won't flush!" (26kb)
"If she finds out I got fired because of drinking, she's going to blame me!..."(108kb)
"...Oh, don't feel bad, Peter..." (68kb)
Stewie taking out his agressions on the play phone (96kb)
Stewie's angry (24kb)
Ahh geez, did I just hit that... (53kb)
"Hey, look, there's big foot!" (46kb)
The brocolli is mocking Stewie (80kb)
Peter would do just about anything for beer (101kb)
"What's the charge, officer?..." (163kb)
Daddy loves ya', but daddy also loves Star Trek... (58kb)
Chris is hanging out in those AOL chat pits, again (69kb)
It's Brian's job to watch over Stewie (99kb)
Oh, then I should sit here until one of us expires...(49kb)
Fast Animals ... Slow Children (110kb)
"You forgot to flip him off, but..."(30kb)
You know those Germans... (38kb)
"Forcast for tommorow.." (63kb)
It's a girl... (45kb)
"What would you do for a Klondike bar?..."(196kb)
Brian has a drinking problem... (37kb)
...It's always a nice day with two scoops of Raisons, Peter!... (93kb)
"...the newscasters are free to say what they like." (212kb)
"...that frigid old cow lives in Cohog..." (149kb)
I'm going to push a hoop with a stick down a dirt road (26kb)
"We now return to the scooby do murder files..." (162kb)
"...Beam...me... up.. God.." (57kb)
"Are you going to tell me what I want to know, or am I going to have to show you my ass?" (60kb)
"We're dealing with one, sick son of a bitch!" (38kb)
"Captains log..."(122kb)
"This is a dangourous mission, and it's likely one of us will be killed"... (122kb)
"Give the kid a break, will ya'?..." (95kb)
"Who the hell do you think you are!"(22kb)
"I'll ask you one more time..." (92kb)
"I have 13 tickets now, is that enough..." (72kb)
"They have this game where you put in a dollar, and you win 4 quarters..." (59kb)
"Hey dad! They even got games in the bathroom..." (42kb)
"Hey, pull over you bastard!" (18kb)
"Bravo Peter..." (34kb)
"I must prepare for my trip!..." (61kb)
"...these are always classic." (37kb)
"I'm so embarassed I could die!..." (37kb)
"I can't believe you put your family before your own daughter!" (39kb)
"Am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces?.."(40kb)
"The only way you'll get me to talk..."(62kb)
"Folks in Hazzard county hadn't seen a watch fight for a good, long, time..." (95kb)
"Welcome to Cheesy Charlies..." (31kb)
"HOLY CRAP! IT'S THE CHILDREN OF THE CORN!" (47kb)
"And here are the choice of ice cream flavors..."(196kb)
"This is quite a miracle Mr. Griffin, would you like to have a look?..." (52kb)
"Damn you! You're one of them, aren't you!..." (71kb)
"Hey you! Hit me..." (53kb)
He's returning to rectify his mistake and..." (80kb)
"Hey Guys! Let's go wack some moles!" (30kb)
"I also miss my nads." (12kb)
"If you're going to pull a party out of your ass, you might want to stand up." (26kb)
"No pickles!..." (32kb)
"A professional?..."(32kb)
"The two symbols of the Republican party..." (70kb)
"There I've gone and soiled myself..." (30kb)
"Yes... but no sprinkles..."(46kb)
"Dear Diary... (the entire "escape from the womb" scene)" (802kb)
"The closing music." (75kb)
"Hey! You think that girl is hot..." (3kb)
"Ahh! Useless, every one of you..." (48kb)
"She's a whiney little runt, isn't she?..." (39kb)
The Entire "Homicide: Life on Sesame Street" Scene (308kb)
Stewie's taking it well... (30kb)
Stewie doesn't like to be handled (29kb)
"Bye, bye Stewie..." (60kb)
"Yes, and you'll never catch me..."
"...Woh, woh woh, I don't swing that way Pal" (42kb)
"Stewie's taking up the Family tradition..." (43kb)
"Ahh! My device..." (29kb)
"Oh! Enough!..." (58kb)
"Something troubling you, Peter?.." (48kb)
"If I walk through you..."(70kb)
"Chris, Daddy loves ya'!..."(57kb)
"Welcome to Narnia..." (49kb)
"You hit my mom!..." (31kb)
"Nice melons..." (147kb)
"Guy's, guys, I want to say a toast to you..."(90kb)
"Yes, your judgement lately has been rather..." (70kb)
"No, no, not silicone, silicon..." (303kb)
"And there's this naked Priest sitting there and..." (48kb)
"...Shake me like a British Nanny!" (44kb)
"...Care to partake in one of your 'Oh so exhilarating games such a peek-a-boo?" (12kb)
"She's a smoking little pistol now, isn't she?..." (50kb)
"One can imagine..." (59kb)
"Now that's a woman! That's a house, a fish..."(52kb)
"He said to stop ruing!.." (39kb)
"...honey, I'm doing the dishes..." (113kb)
"Silence! You Contemptible shrew!"
"You'll never get away with this!.."
Stewie's drunk
"Oh, that's nasty."
"Now that'll take your mind off the guys..."
"Ahh, geez, not him again..."
"Yes! Yes! Again, again..."
"Can you believe that guy?..."
"To the bat cave!..."
"I-17... Oh, darnit..."
"You will bow to me!"
"I don't believe this, my whole family worships the ground that guy can't walk on!"
Brian's got better things to do...
"Holy crip! He's a crapple!"
"You're family idolizes a lousy cripple and not you? That's right, how you know!?..."
"Go cyborg!"
"If that slut wants full custody of the kids, she's got it!..."
"How Dare you! That book may hold the key to my enslaving of all man kind! Oooh.. fuzzy."
"Ahh, he's gay."
"I've got him..."
I don't recall this rhyme from the Grinch...
"Hey! You want a piece of gum?..."
"....me love you long time."
"Don't worry, Brian, I've got a plan..."
"Funny story, he did curse my name just before the injected."
"Cool! The bank is getting jacked!"
"He's cool, dad; he killed a guy."
"Check it out! It's a JFK Pez dispenser..."
"Play ball! Let's do it!"
"Oh, to be the Lindbergh baby right about now."
"Meg loves Kevin..."
"So much fun it should be illegal..."
"Joe's an excellent negotiator..."
"When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless."
"Alright Joe! Way to earn that parking space!"
"..Can you at least let me pistol with you a couple of times for the camera?"
"...What'd you looking at me for, look at her!"
"Ahhh!!!"
"Silence!..."
"How about shutting the hell up!"
"Jesus loves me, he loves me a bunch, because he always puts Skippy, in my lunch."
"Why are you guys making such a big deal over Joe?..."
"Say, you don't happen to have any..."
"It's also about just being there for the people you love..."
