(The scene fades into the arena where pyro goes off, and the crowd is seen bursting cheering loudly. We zoom in to our evening's commentators.)

Jason: Welcome to Monday Night Slamdance!!! We are here on the campus of Auburn University, and we have a great show for you tonight! The Brotherhood will defend their tag team titles against the Knox brothers, newcomer Ny VanDamme takes on The Franchise, America's Least Wanted takes on the Dudes with Attitudes in a tag match, Lion Jennings faces Chris Evans, and Tragedy will face off against Shawn Temp!

Brian: Tragedy and Temp have no love lost for each other, so you can bet that they will beat the living crap out of each other.

Sara: It should be a fun show tonight though. Let's go to the ring!

(ALW started off fast and furious, but the Dudes managed to slow the pace down to their type of match, working some nice moves between the both of them. Gimp manages to hit a 450 moonsault on Eric Stevens, but Stevens was saved by Kurt Chavez, who drops Wilson with a superkick, and Gimp with a spike piledriver to get the win.)

Brian: Nice win for Chavez and Stevens. They've come to play for real this time here in NEW.

Jason:Wait one damn minute....Carl Knox is comming to the ring.

Brian: Carl Knox looks pissed

Jason:Well he has a mic in his hand lets see what he is going to say.

Carl: Gimpy, Wilson....I understand you girls have a slight dislike for me and my brother.....Thats cool I can live with that. I do have a problem with your talking.....You say your cheated you should be in a main event. Fellas....You just plain suck

[Crowd pop...crowd chants "YOU SUCK"]

Carl: Now when you said those things did you really believe you would not have to confront me? Let me tell you boys something I'm in "beep" there aint no "beep" in me

Brian: Can he say that?

Jason: He just did..lets hope editing caught it

Carl: You want a shot at me...you want to prove you guys belong in a Main Event. Fine. Any match you want I'll let Cody or Ronnie make up the match it doesnt matter...but it is time for me to put you two jokers in your place. And to start things off understand...you are never safe

[Mike Knox appears from the crowd and plants a steel chair into the back of Woodrow. The Gimp turns around and tries to attack Mike. After several traded blows Carl Knox makes it into the ring and places a DDT on The Gimp. Mike continues to hammer Woodrow with the steel chair. Carl calms Mike down and they exit the ring and head back stage. Carl stops just before the exit]

Carl: See You Soon.....

Sara: That Carl Knox is wicked. He just doesn't give a damn!

Jason: And the Knoxes strike again. Let's go on to our next match.

(Lion Jennings and CHris Evans start off with fists a flying, but settle down into a slow-paced match. They both trade submission moves, with Jennings getting the upper hand. He goes for his finisher Bling-Bling, but Evans manages to avoid it, and hits Defiance out of nowhere to get the win.)

Sara: What a win by Chris Evans!

Jason: I can see big things in his future here in NEW.

Brian: Yeah right. He just got lucky this time. Let's go on to the next match.

(McNeil vs VanDamme starts off with some controversy when one of the security guards attacks McNeil as he's walking to the ring. The rest of security manage to get the rogue guy out of the staging area, but he has busted McNeil open just abouve his left eye. Van Damme runs out from the back and quickly takes advantage of the situation, jumping McNeil from behind. VanDamme brings McNeil to the ring, and begins to work him over, focusing on that left eye. McNeil manages to get out of the jam with a well placed low blow. McNeil gains the advantage and starts to break VanDamme down, working on his legs. Van Damme comes back with an offensive fluury, but out of nowhere, McNeil hits Flawless, and makes the cover for the win.)

Brian: Another excellent win for my favorite boss. He's starting 2004 off on the right track.

Jason: Indeed he is. Maybe he's ready to take the next step and challengefor the world title finally. But let's not forget about VanDamme, he took it to the VP tonight, and will be someone to watch for in the near future.

Sara(looking very dreamy eyed): He sure will......

Jason: Oh no, I think we've lost Sara. Let's move on to the next match.

(Tragedy and Temp never really get their match started, brawling from the entrance way, into the crowd, through the crowd, into the ring, back out of the ring, and out of the arena, before being counted out.)

Brian: Those two never gave the match a chance to start! They sure don't like each other!

Jason: Indeed. They're due for another epic encounter very soon. Now, our main event.

(Rival and Mike start off the tag match, throwing blows and exchanging slams. Mike manages to gain the upper hand, and tags in Carl, who lays into Rival, beating him down in the corner, before Rival gives Carl a vicious low blow, doubling Carl over in pain. Joey tags in Deadman, who quickly goes on the offensive, tossing Carl around the ring. Carl ecovers though, and brings the fight right back to the heavyweight champ, taking hom off his feet. Carl tags in MIke, who promptly gets a huge boot to the face. Deadman goes for the cover, but Carl makes the timely save. From that point, all hell broke loose. Carl and Deadman trading blows in the ring, while Joey and Mike were duking it out ion the floor. The ref tries to get Mike and Joey back in the ring, but both men push the ref out of the way, and the ref falls onto the floor, hitting his head on the guardrail and gets knocked out. A second ref comes from the back and calls for the bell, declaring the match a double DQ, as the show comes to a close.)