Jason: Welcome, fans, to the Bi-Lo Center in Greenville, South Carolina! Tonight, it's a full night of mayhem on New England Wrestling's Monday Night Slam Dance! I'm Jason "Too Hung" Barrett, and this promises to be a MONSTER night of action for you! We've got some great matches on the card tonight, including the Main Event, as members of The Legion and The Horsemen collide in one-on-one action!

Sara: That's right, Jason, there should be some hot bodies flying around the ring tonight!! All sweaty...and breathing hard...and...I need to go.

(Sara gets up and runs out, obviously "flustered and in heat")

Brian: Well, that's a first! Good evening, wrestling fans, I'm "Lean Mean" Brian Johnson, and this is a top-notch night of action, as we'll decide just who is the number one contender for the NEW NorthEastern Title! We'll see the legend himself, Thanatos, in action in a grudge re-match against Prince Of Darkness, and the NEW World Heavyweight Champion Deadman will be the special guest referee!! The Beast From Within, WULF is back, and he'll face some stiff competition in the squared circle against the newcomer, Achellios!

Jason: And other great NEW Superstars are set for action tonight, including Soldier, The Gimp Woodrow Wilson, Night Stalker, Scurge Runik, and The Strip!! And in the main event, Legion representative Carl Knox will put his newly-won NEW International Title on the line against one of the feared members of The Horsemen, Pagan!! This is gonna be an all-out war, as Pagan refuses to give Carl Knox ANY respect at all, and Knox is not happy about that! These two have had some heated words over the past week, and tonight it all comes to a head! Let's get to the first match of the night! It's a triple threat match, as Soldier takes on Scurge Runik and The Gimp, Woodrow Wilson!

(Carl Knox is walking down the hallway holding his black gym bag.)

Brian: Well looks like one of The Legion members have just entered the building....CARL KNOX

Jason: Yes sir Brian the head hancho himself...tonight he will face Pagan the Hall of Famer in the bigest fight of his life.

(Carl makes a sharp right as he turns the corner, he is now standing face to face with Thanatos and Night Stalker.)

Jason: It may just all go down now, Carl Knox the out-numbered Legion member and Two of the Horsemen

Brian: I knew they would bump heads...but who knew this soon

Carl: Hey guys, I'd like to be the first to say good luck on your up comming matches....and I like how were handling this Legion/Horsemen hype...we can't all just blow our tops..like I said Good Luck guys.

(Carl tries to walk past both men and is suddenly stoped by Thanatos. He looks him eye to eye then looks at Night Stalker. Both of the Horesemen spit in Carl's face and walk away. The crowd goes wild, Thanatos turns around.)

Thanatos: Luck has nothing to do with it

(Carl turns beet red as he wipes the spit from his face. He turns around and walks off down the hallway)

Jaon: The Horsemen just spit in Carl Knox face..I....I....I'm speechless

Brian: Oh this is going to get very good, very soon

Soldier vs. "The Gimp" Woodrow Wilson vs. Scourge Runik- Triple Threat Match

(This match was hot from the beginning, mostly from the fans who stood behind Soldier. Soldier's pure size and power dominated in the beginning, with Runik and Gimp being devastated by power moves from Soldier, including Sidewalk Slams, Powerlslams, and about 4 minutes into the match, simultaneous chokeslams on each man. Soldier then went for the pin on Runik, but only got two as he got pricked by a thorn in Gimp's cactus suit and twitched away from the pinning predicament. Runik then attacked the right knee of Soldier, and Gimp got into the action, favoring single-legged dropkicks to the injured knee, while Runik nailed Soldier with a Guillotine Legdrop across that knee from the top rope. Gimp went for the pin, but couldn't lift Soldier's massive leg, allowing Soldier to roll out of the pin and out of the ring. Gimp hollered at Soldier and was nailed by Runk with a 619 and rolled up for a 2 count before Soldier pulled Runik off. The Gimp crawled over to where Soldier was wailing on Runik, when the Gimp laid into Soldier with a low blow! Soldier backs up holding his crotch, and The Gimp nailed him with a one legged drop kick right to the head! Soldier went down cold and The Gimp capitalized by jumping on him for a pin! And The Gimp gains the three count!)

Brian: What great action to start off the night, fans! Don't forget our main event, as Pagan and Carl Knox will go one-on-one for Knox's NEW International Title! Let's head back to the ring for our next match!

The Strip vs. Night Stalker- Normal Match, New England Wrestling NorthEastern Title #1 Contendership

(This match turned into a bloody war, as neither man waited for the bell to wring before going at it with fists flying. Some nice chain wrestling happened early on in the match, with a scientific approach, as Night Stalker tried for the early advantagte by working on Strip's left shoulder. After a long series of submissions and reversals, both men ended up on their feet glaring at each other. The action exploded again, with Strip getting the upper hand after using his trademark raking of the boot across Night Stalker's eyes. Strip then began to wear down Night Stalker's neck, trying to loosen things up for his Dragon Sleeper finisher. Night Stalker took an incredible amount of punishment, including a devastating Reverse Russian Leg Sweep on the concrete that busted his forehead wide open. After several near-falls, Strip began to get frustrated, and at 12:55 into the match, made his first mistake. Strip went for a Hanging Vertical Suplex, but hung it too long, allowing Night Stalker to wriggle free and land on his feet, exploding into a Short-Arm Clothesline that sent the 270-pound Strip to the mat in a spin bump. Stalker recovered on the outside for about 30 seconds, then got back into the ring, working on Strip's neck with several variations on Neckbreakers, and then a series of 3 Release German Suplexes. Tossing Strip to the ropes, a still-bloody Stalker kicked Strip in the gut and nailed a Snap DDT, then picked Strip up and hit the One Minute Silence, his patented Vertical Pedigree, and got the pinfall at 17:13. Your winner, and #1 contender for the NEW NorthEastern Title, Night Stalker!)

Jason: That sucks! Night Stalker cheated! Did you see that??

Brian: What I saw was an all-out WAR! I have a strong feeling that these two are not done, not by a long shot!

Jason: Fans, tonight don't forget that Slam Dance is brought to you by Nike, who remind you to Just Do It!

Brian: By Microsoft, who just want to dominate the world!

Jason: And by Trojan, who remind you to Cover Your Stump Before You Hump!

Brian: Riiiigggght....Let's get to our next match!

Wulf vs. Achilleos- Normal Match

(Wulf dominated this match from start to finish, which was surprising, given that Achellios had picked up a victory in his first time out last week. But The Beast From Within ruled the night, in what was basically a squash, with Wulf hitting The Wulfbite and getting the pin at 5:09. Your winner, Wulf!)

Jason: Wow, that was impressive! Wulf really gave it to Achellios tonight! He's on a roll lately...

Brian: That's right, Jason, and I'm sure that we can still expect great things from Achellios, I'm sure that the backstage executive staff will have a pep talk with him after that!

Jason: I'd just kick his ass. Hell, I could have tonight, the way he looked in the ring!!

Brian: Shut up, dork. It's time for our next match, fans!

(We open on Chris holding his cell phone calling someone, he gets a answering machine and begins to speak.)

Chris: Cody, This is Chris Evans, a oppertunity has come up...I'm done working with you.

(Chris hangs up the phone and we fade out.)

Carl Knox vs. pagan for the International Title

(Carl and Pagan start off trading holds, feeling each other out. Pagan gets the upper hand with a leg scissors, and begins to work on the neck and back of Carl. Pagan hits him with clubbing blows to the base of the neck and shoulders, before Carl maganges to break away by flipping him over. Carl grabs Pagan's leg, and locks in a single leg crab. Pagan powers out after a moment or two, and both men are back on their feet. They lock up in the center of the ring, and Carl gains the advantage, tossing Pagan to the ropes and hitting him with a clothesline. Carl goes back to working on Pagan's leg, setting him up for the finish. Carl puts Pagan in a figure 4, weaking the big man a tad bit before he grabs the bottom rope. Carl gets up and tries to get some kicks in, but Pagan grabs Carl's foot, and flips him into an anklelock. Pagan crunches down on the hold, before Carl somehow escapes. Both men have a slight limp as they face off once more. This time, Pagan gains the upper hand, and resumes his work on Carl's neck. He locks Carl in a camel clutch, wrenching down on his back and neck. Carl pushes himself to the ropes, and manages to get the rope break, but not before Pagan does some serious damage. Pagan stands tall in the ring, looking out at the crowd as Carl struggles to get to his feet. Pagan goes back on the attack, attempting to club Carl in the back of the head, but Carl manages to roll him up in a pinning situation, and gets a 2 count. Carl springs to his feet, and he goes on the attack. He tosses Pagan to the ropes, and hits a picture-perfect spinebuster. Carl then goes to the top rope, looking for a leg drop, but Pagan manages to moveo ut of the way, and Carl lands hard. Pagan stands up, walks over and picks Carl up, and attempts a powerbomb, but Carl reverses it, and hits a DDT, taking both he and Pagan to the mat. However, carl lands on top of Pagan, and the ref makes the 1......2.....Pagan grabs Carl around the neck and locks in the Final Rite. Carl struggles to escape, but Pagan locks it in tighter, and Carl passes out, giving Pagan a hard-fought victory, and the NEW International title.)

Jack: Your winner, and new International Champion....PAGAN!!!!!!

Jason: Pagan has captured the International title!! What a match!!

Sara: Looks like the Legion have been dealt a.....

(Suddenly the lights go out.)

Brian: What's going on?

(The NEW-tron flickers to life, with the face of the Franchise in all his glory.)

RM: Pagan.....I haven't forgotten about your little stunt a couple of weeks ago. I don't appreciate you interfering in my matches, consider all the no interference clauses you throw around. Make that your last time sticking you face where it isn't wanted......or you will be Franchised!!!

(The lights come back on in the arena, and Pagan is standing face to face with The Franchise.)

Jason: Oh my god!!!! Its the Franchise!! He's come to confront Pagan!!

Brian: I guess he wants payback right now!!

(Both men stare at each other, before Pagan charges at Ron. Ron steps out of the way, and as Pagan comes back off the ropes, Ron hits Pagan with Flawless!!)

Sara: WOW!! McNeil just laid Pagan out with Flawless!!

(Ron walks over to the side, and grabs a mic.)

RM: Consider us even.......

(Ron drops the mic on top of Pagan as the show fades to a close.......)

Jason: WHAT A FINISH!

(The camera bobbles as the camera man walks down the hallway. Soon Ronnie and Mike Knox come from their locker rooms and the camera begins to follow them. They soon pick up the pace and the camera finds it hard to follow. The members of the Legion soon meet u[ with Carl Knox who is waiting at the locker room door of The Horsemen. The Legion bust in the door with the camera. Only Night Stalker and Thanatos are in the locker room. Carl grabs Thanatos by the neck and shoves him against the locker room wall. Ronnie and Mike hold Night Stalker down.)

Carl: I tried to be nice with you pricks...Lord knows I tried. I tried to give you the proper respect men your resume diserves, but you hand to do it, you had to look down on us, like you were gods....Well God the Devil has caome back for a little revenge and I brought a few demons with me

(Carl Body Press Slams Thantos on a Locker room bence and it breaks in half. Ronnie and Mike begin stomping on Night Stalker in the corner of the room. Carl picks Thanatos up from the splitered bench and slings him against a few locker room walls.)

Carl: You think you guys can't be touched...your so great that no one can defeat you...you have it wrong...from here on out look at The Legion as your enemey, no more respect will be given to you old washed up wrestlers.

(Carl dbl powerbombs Thanatos on the floor as Mike performs the Hard Knox on NS.)

Carl: Pagan...God himself can't save you now(looks at the fallen Horesmen) Like I said before Good Luck

(The Legion spit at thier fallen foes and exit the room. Carl slaps the cammera down and all is seen is snow.)

Jason: And that's right folks, it's time for the main event of the evening! Thanatos will be taking on Prince in a rematch from last week, and perhaps this time it won't be the same upset.

Brian: Yeah, well, you forgot to mention that this isn't just any old rematch… Because this time, Deadman's the special guest referee!

("Death Blooms" begins to play as a long path of smoke relieved by a hint of midnight blue prolongs down the ramp. Deadman emerges from behind the curtain as he slowly walks towards the ring.)

Jack Darling: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL. Introducing first from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… He is the special guest referee for this contest……. DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMDANNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

Jason: Well Brian, I'm sure the same question is in everyone's minds right now, and that is, "will Deadman be a fair referee?" and "will he call this match down the middle?"

Brian: Well, maybe in your mind… But I'm wondering if he decides not to call this match down the middle– will he favour Thanatos, or Prince of Darkness?

Sara: What kind of question is that? I mean, Deadman said it himself last week, and he's aligned himself with the Legion to –oppose- the Horsemen, and he just recently made amends with his sister Jade, and likely the case is the same for his brother-in-law. You know damn well who Deadman will favour if he doesn't call it right down the middle.

Brian: I also know that Deadman's a man of honor – of –course- he's gonna call it right down the line! It would be dishonorable if he didn't!

Jason: Well, I guess we'll have to see about that…

(Deadman wears a striped tank top as he walks to the ring. Ignoring the boos, he stops in front of the squared circle, looking up at the house lights, before walking up the ring steps and over the top rope. Deadman positions himself in the center of the ring and instantaneously shoots his arms up from his sides as a bang causes the lights to turn on.)

Jason: And there's our heavyweight champion standing inside the squared circle in the zebra stripes of New England Wrestling… I'd also like to take this time to congratulate Deadman in his efforts to support New England Wrestling in the NeWA Lou Thesz Tournament where he made it into the finals for a hellacious match with the current NeWA World Heavyweight Champion, Trent Shanahan.

Brian: And we all know that Trent had the unfair advantage. Deadman was going into that match having already wrestled just prior to the bell, with no time to rest. The way I see it, Deadman was screwed!

Sara: But I guess that's just the luck of the draw…

("Breadfan" by Metallica begins to play and the fans rise to their feet.)

Jason: And here comes another man who competed at the Thesz tournament, and I guess you could argue that he and Pagan were also "screwed" being the unpinned men in the triple threat match for the tag team titles…

Brian: But that's the way a triple threat match works, the Horsemen should have been prepared for that.

Jack Darling: Introducing from the Pacific Northwest, weighing in at 290 pounds… THANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNATO!!!

(Thanatos emerges from the back, watching Deadman who stands inside the squared circle.)

Jason: Thanatos staring at the 7-foot champion, and boy do these two have a lot of history or what?

Sara: They sure do, the main thing that comes to mind is when Deadman made Thanatos promise that he'd never return to New England Wrestling television, and what do ya know? He's back!

(Thanatos passes through the ropes into the ring and pulls down on the top rope to stretch his shoulders out, still with one eye locked on Deadman.)

Jason: Well Thanatos hopes that Deadman will make the right decision in calling this match, and quite frankly, I'm hoping for the same.

Brian: I still don't get it! Why are you so pessimistic about Deadman's judgment??

Jason: Well for one thing, Deadman has built a reputation to be the pivotal force in the result of a match when he's officiating… I have reason to believe that this will be no different!

Brian: Come on now Jason, Deadman's always told us not to wallow aimlessly in the past… Things change!

Jason: I don't know about that… History has a tendency to repeat itself… At any rate–

Jack Darling: And his opponent….

(Saliva's "Superstar" blasts throughout the arena as Prince of Darkness along side Jade come out to an evasion of cheers.)

Jason: And listen to this capacity crowd for Prince of Darkness!!'

Jack Darling: Making his way to the ring accompanied by Jade…. From Phoenix Arizona, weighing in at 190 pounds….. PRINCE OF DARKNESS!!!!!

(Prince of Darkness locking hands with Jade runs down the ramp. As he reaches the bottom of the ramp he puts on the breaks and trades a kiss with his wife before sliding into the squared circle and finding a turnbuckle to stand on.)

Sara: Will Prince of Darkness defeat the odds again this week?

Jason: I don't know but I think that the odds are in his favour in this contest.

(Prince hops down from the buckle and faces Thanatos with Deadman separating the two from in between.)

Jason: And it looks like this match is just about underway.

(Deadman calls for the bell and both Prince and Thanatos lock up.)

Jason: There's the bell, and they lock horns!

(However with Thanatos with the obvious size advantage shoves prince to the mat.)

Jason: And Thanny powers out of that…

Brian: Well it's that size advantage. Prince is perhaps the smallest of the heap in New England Wrestling, and it's always taken advantage of– especially when he's in the ring with another veteran, and a hall of famer like Thanatos.

(Prince rolls backwards and rises to a knee in the corner. Thanatos signals for another grapple and Prince goes for it, only to be shoved to the canvas once again.)

Jason: And again, Prince goes down to the canvas courtesy of Thanny.

(Thanatos signals for yet another tie-up, but this time Prince throws an unanticipated kick to the midsection followed by two right hands that ultimately backs Thanatos into the ropes.)

Jason: Oh wait a minute! Prince goes down stairs, and he fires away now…

(Prince whips Thanatos into the ropes and leap frogs over him upon his return.)

Jason: Thanny into the ropes now, Prince with a beautiful leapfrog–

(Thanatos continues from the other end, and throws a lariat at Prince, which he ducks.)

Jason: Thanny nearly takes Prince's head off with the gates to Hades, but Prince ducks and–

(Prince puts on the breaks and Thanatos turns around only to be struck in the bottom of the jaw with a superkick.)

Jason: Superkick!!

Sara: He certainly surprised Thanny with that one!

Brian: Wait! Look at this!

(With Thanatos prone, Prince goes off the ropes in attempt to hit the rolling thunder, but Thanatos is quick to get his knees up to block the attack.)

Jason: Prince off the ropes for the rolling thunder, but Thanatos gets his knees up!

(Prince crumbles from off of Thanny, allowing Thanatos to roll on top of him for the cover.)

Jason: Here's the cover now! Deadman's in position! 1………. 2– And only a two count.

Sara: What do you say about Deadman's count there, Jason?

Jason: It's hard to say… It seemed lawful, but we'll have to see if he remains consistent.

Brian: Come on now guys, at least give him a chance here…

(Thanatos pulls Prince to his feet, but Prince is quick to strike the outside of Thanny's leg with a Muay Thai kick.)

THWWWWACK!

Jason: And there's a hard shot by Prince!

Sara: Ouch!

(Thanatos fires back with a right hand, but Prince strikes his other leg with the same kick.)

THWWWWACK!

Jason: And there's another!

Brian: Right in the upper leg there…

(Thanatos twitches but lifts his knee into Princes stomach to prevent a third shot.)

Jason: And Thanatos with a knee-lift, and triggers his right hand….

(Thanatos throws another right hand and Prince reels back into the ropes, before bouncing back with yet another Muay Thai kick.)

THWWWWACK!

Jason: And Prince bounces back with another Muay Thai to go!

Sara: I'll have a side order of chicken balls with that!

Brian: I'm sure you will, Sara…. only if you consider Thanny a chicken. He got him right into the ribs that time!

(Thanny contracts slightly from the attack but is quick to explode with another right hand.)

Jason: And Thantos is really packing those punches tonight as he dismisses one more!

(Prince bounces back again striking Thanatos with a hard shot, this time into the right side of Thanny's torso.)

THWWWWWWACKKKK!

Sara: And did you hear that??

Jason: And just as much as Thanny's packing those rights, Prince is certainly taking a trip to the Mandrin's all you can eat buffet with those Muay Thai's!

Brian: ………I like Chinese……….

(Thanatos throws yet another right sending Prince back into the ropes, but this time upon Prince's return, Thanny drives him into the canvas with a spinebuster slam.)

Jason: Oh my goodness! What a spinebuster slam!! Thanatos into the cover now! Deadman goes into position! 1……… 2……….. Prince gets the shoulder up!

(Thanatos confirms the two count with Deadman allowing Prince to rise with a chop to the stomach of Thanatos followed by a quick double arm DDT.)

Jason: Thanny takes his eyes of Prince for a second there, and Deadman's Brother-in-law takes advantage with a double arm DDT!

Sara: Prince floats into the cover!

Jason: Deadman drops down… 1………… 2… And Thanatos kicks out with authority!

(Prince shoots himself off the ropes and Thanatos goes to his stomach, allowing Prince to hop over him.)

Brian: I don't know about you, but I think our Champion's count has been awfully consistent so far…

Jason: You're right Brian… Perhaps I misjudged him.

Brian: Damn right you misjudged him!

(Prince comes off the other side and Thanatos rises to his feet taking Prince down with a clothesline.)

Jason: And there's a clothesline by Thanatos….

(Prince springs back up only to be hit with another clothesline.)

Jason: And another!

(Prince comes back up one more time, but this time Thanny kicks him in the gut and plants him with a hard DDT.)

Jason: Prince comes up again and Thanatos brings him back down, headfirst to the canvas with a imapactful DDT!

Sara: Thanny's got the leg hooked!

Jason: 1……….. 2…….. Prince kicks out before the three, and surprisingly no favoritism has been shown as of yet.

Brian: I don't understand you… Just because Deadman's against the horsemen doesn't make him some sort of a criminal! If anything, the Horsemen are the criminals!

Jason: What??

(Thanatos pulls Prince up and backs him into the nearest corner.)

Brian: Oh don't give me that, Jason… You know exactly what I mean…

Jason: Well maybe you can clarify your point…

(Thanatos tries for an Irish whip to the opposite corner but Prince reverses sending Thanny instead.)

Brian: Well maybe not exactly criminals, but foolish nonetheless.

(Prince advances on Thanatos, charging in after him, but Thanatos lifts his foot into Prince's face causing Prince to stumble backwards.)

Brian: If history teaches us anything, those who sought power by riding on the back of a tiger ended up inside.

(Prince charges towards Thanny again who pops out of the corner with an attempted clothesline only to have it ducked by Prince who follows with a springboard back kick sending Thanatos to the canvas.)

Jason: Oh what a move by Prince with the springboard, and Thanatos goes down!

Brian: Hey, I wasn't finished yet!

Jason: We're trying to call a match here!

(Prince quickly follows with a springboard moonsault.)

Jason: Wait a minute! Prince with the End of Days! This could be it!! 1……….. 2………. No wait! Thanatos puts his foot on the bottom rope.

Sara: How close was that?!

Brian: As I was saying before I was so RUDELY interrupted– the Horsemen seek to destroy. And as a result, they're gonna end up destroyed themselves… And the way I see it, Deadman along side the Legion are going to be the ones to do it! *Sighs* I could have said it –so- much better if you guys didn't barge in… My voice is the most important of the three of us anyway…

(Prince looks at Deadman as if to say, "what gives" unaware that Thanny's foot was on the bottom rope. Deadman kicks the bottom rope to indicate the situation, and in the meantime Thanatos recovers, and takes Prince down with a double leg, and goes into the Eternal Damnation.)

Jason: ETERNAL DAMNATION!!! Prince was distracted by Deadman for a moment and Thanatos took advantage! He has it synched in now!

Sara: This could be it right here! Prince might have to tap!

(Deadman kneels down beside prince asking him as to whether or not he gives up. Prince shakes his head, but at the same time, Thanatos leans backwards.)

Brian: Thanny is putting the pressure on now, leaning backwards allowing the pain to set into his lower back!

(Prince slowly inches towards the ropes.)

Sara: He's gotta get to the ropes!

(Suddenly Prince spins out of the move catching Thanatos in a pinning combination.)

Jason: Wait a minute Prince finds a counter! Here's the roll-up!!!

(Prince pulls on the bottom rope to secure leverage.)

Sara: HE'S GOT THE ROPES!!! HE'S GOT THE ROPES!!!

Brian: Deadman doesn't see it!!!

Jason: 1………….. 2………… 3!!! Prince gets the victory– But he used the ropes!!!

(Deadman calls for the bell and Prince quickly escapes the ring, and heads up the aisle with Jade.)

Jason: He cheated!!

Sara: How could've Deadman missed that?! This is a damn screw-job if you ask me!

Brian: What are you talking about?! He didn't see it! I don't even think –I- saw it! You're just making up excuses…

Jason: You saw it and you damn well know it!

(Thanatos gets up to his knees and watches in disbelief as Prince does a celebration jig in the aisle.)

Jason: And now Prince is doing a damn jig!

Brian: A merry one at that.

Sara: How could he be proud to have won this way??

(Thanatos stands up and kicks the bottom rope. He turns towards Deadman and comes face to face with the monster with some choice words.)

Jason: Thanatos doesn't seem very happy with Deadman's decision there…

Sara: I think he's trying to tell Deadman that Prince had the ropes, but Deadman seems to be denying that he even saw it.

Jason: Wait a minute now, what's this!?

(Legion members Carl and Ronnie race down towards the ring and pass through the ropes standing behind Deadman.)

Jason: It's the Legion! What are they doing out here?!

Brian: They're here to make sure Thanny doesn't try anything funny!

(The crowd pops as Pagan and Night Stalker come down to the ring and stand behind Thanatos.)

Jason: Oh man… You can feel the tension in the air… This is going to explode any second now!!! And OWE!!

(Thanatos swings at Deadman but misses as Deadman quickly drops down, and escapes the ring. At this moment, Pagan and Carl start battling it out, as does Stalker with Ronnie.)

Jason: OH MY! Pagan is battling it out with Carl, as is Stalker with Ronnie!!

Sara: Meanwhile, Thanatos can't keep his eyes off of Deadman who seemingly high-tailed it!

Brian: Hey, Deadman's not going to dismiss his honor for a senseless brawl in the ring!

Jason: Honor my ASS! He screwed Thanny over!

(The crowd goes nuts as Stalker clotheslines Ronnie over the top rope, and Pagan does the same to Carl.)

Jason: And OH MY!!! THE HORSEMEN CLEAN HOUSE!!!

Sara: LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!!!

(Thanatos leans over the top rope taunting Deadman, with Pagan on one side and Stalker on the other. Ronnie and Carl join Deadman's side on the outside of the ring staring back at the horsemen who stand on the inside.)

Jason: Oh man! This carnage has got to come to an end! How are they going to settle this thing?!

(All of a sudden "Stand Alone" by Iced Earth blares over the speaker system as Pres. Cody walks out onto the ramp with a mic in hand. He hols up to his mouth with a grin.)

Pres. Cody: Well....isn't this an interesting turn of events. The blackened athletes that seem to plague every fed they come in contact with, and the holy riders that seem to want to convert everyone to their vigil. What shall we do about this little querrel? Let it go?

(The crowd answers with a resounding no.)

Pres. Cody: Or should we turn this into a HUGE 4 on 4 main event for the World Title at the next PPV!

(The crowd cheers loudly in agreement.)

Pres. Cody: THE LEGION! THE HORSEMEN! NEXT WEEK ON PPV!

Brian: Fans, we are OUT OF TIME! Tune in next week for another unbelievable night of wrestling action! For Sara and Jason, I'm "Lean Mean" Brian Johnson...GOOD NIGHT!!! (Scene fades to black.)