(The spinning N.E.W. logo appears on the Crassius-Tron, rotating as fireworks explode around the ring entrance...the cameras pan around the Charlotte Coliseum showing a rabid crowd ready for a great night of New England Wrestling. Fans are screaming and sticking their faces and random body parts in the camera view hoping for their 5 minutes of fame

Jason Barrett: Welcome Fans, to SLAM DANCE!! New England Wrestling tonight is coming to you live, from the Charlotte Coliseum in North Carolina, and we have a great card for you tonight!! Two of New England Wrestling's top titles will be on the line!!

Brian Johnson: Thats right, Jason, we'll see in our main event, Blackbird 13 challenging Thanatos for the NEW NorthEastern Title!!

Sara Anne: And don't forget, boys, we'll also see the NEW Television title on the line, as Hero takes on Predator, with Justice, Inc, BANNED from ringside! Tonight we'll see if Hero can stand on his own two feet!!

Brian: Hold on their, Bimbostein, we're getting word of an arrival at the building entrance! We do have a camera crew back there...

(We move to the back, where a white limo pulls up. The driver steps out,and walks to the back. He opens thedoor, and Logan Outlaw steps out)

Brian Johnson: MY GOD!! HE'S HERE!!!

Jason Barret: After last week, everyone has been wondering what to expect this week!!

SaraAnne: EXPECT MAYHEM!!! It's Logan for christsakes!

(Logan is dressed in street attire. He has on a black and red shirt, along with his matching black and red kilt that he's adopted. Logan makes his way out of view, and inside the arena. We move back to the commentators)

Brian Johnson: I wonder if we will hear from him soon...?

Jason Barret: Knowing that man, there is no telling what will happen.

SaraAnne: He sure had some words for Kirkland and Thanatos last week. Will the mayhem continue?

(Brian goes to speak, but the lights dim to black. As the crowd ooo's and ahh's, a video reel begins on the big screen. It shows a long shot of Logan facing the camera. He's speaking)

It takes... determination...

It takes... a very big heart...

It takes... a lot of emotion...

It takes a lot to be a professional Wrestler... BUT..

It takes a psycho.. to do what I do...

(As soon as that's said, a HUGE orange pyro explodes at the entrance. The video reel continues showing shots of Logan's matches. After this, "Fly Away" by Lenny Kravitz plays. As the smoke clears, orange spotlights fill the arena. Finally they fix on the entrance as Logan makes his appearance. Almost simultaneously, another couple of huge orange pyro's explode before the lights come back on. The smoke clears as Logan begins to make his way down to the ring. The fans sing along with the song...)

I want to get away
I wanna fly away... yeah.. (with you)
I want to get away
I wanna fly away... yeah.. yeah... yeah

(Logan slides in the ring and hops up on one of the turnbuckles immediately. As the fans cheer, he screams back at them. He hops back down and grabs a mic..)

Logan: HELLO CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA!!!

(The fans chant, "Hello Logan", then begin to cheer)

Logan: What a great welcome. We are only two states away from my home town. The South is my area, and it's great to be back.

(The fans cheer some more)

Logan: But as much as I love those cheers, I need some silence just for a moment. You see.. when I came back, I realized that Predator had come back too. It wasn't but some time ago that I payed him back for taking the CWF World Heavyweight Title from me, such a long time ago. I also realized, that he brought with him the man I took that title from in the first place. Kevin Kirkland. I made my prescence known last week, and the Hellrazors sure did acknowledge it. I noticed that Kevin Kirkland has advertised himself as a CWF Grand Slam Champion. Well, Kirkland, guess what? Your not the only one. Your's truely was also a Grand Slam Champion, but acknowledgement was never shown. The CWF was an ungreatful place, run by an ungrateful son of a bitch. Trust me, that man and his friends were finally shown that their time was up. Defiance is futile by this point Kirkland, because I have become too powerful of a man for you to handle. I noticed you've challenged me. Haha... well.. why don't you challenge me to my face!

(The fans cheer some more)

Logan: That's right Kirkland, come out here and challenge me to my face!!!

(The light's go dim around the whole arena. The music of Linkin Park's "Numb" starts to play as green, red, and white lazers flash randomly across the arena. The lights are just bright enough to where you see Kevin Kirkland's frame step from behind the curtain. He stands in the center of the ramp momentarily, watching the poor reaction from the crowd. He starts his arrogant walk to the ring as the words from "Numb" blare over the PA. Finally, Kirkland stops half way. He goes to speak, but Logan stops him)

Logan: Whoa, whoa, whoa!

(Kirkland gives him a weird look)

Logan: You come to this ring, and stand face to face! Otherwise, your not worth my time!!

(Kirkland gets angry, and makes the walk. He slides in, and stares at Logan face to face. Logan speaks)

Logan: That's better. How are you feeling... after last week and all?

(Kirkland gets real close, and speaks to him. Logan puts his hands to his face, and wipes the spit off. He wipes his hands on Kirkland's arm, smiling the whole time. Kirkland holds back, as Logan begins to parade around)

Logan: Kirkland... your a funny man. You stay away, out of the circle for so long, then come back like you never left. Im sure you had good reasons, but no one cares for them. You had some words to say to me earlier this week... and I had hoped, that you'd repeat them for me now. What do you say? Have it in you boy?

(Kirkland gets angry, but doesn't swing yet. He grabs the mic, and speaks)

Kirkland: Alright then Logan. I challenge you to a match. I don't care when, but let's settle this once and for all.

(Logan smiles. He grabs the mic back)

Logan: I'll do you one better. Next week. Logan Outlaw vs Kevin Kirkland. We'll settle our differences... and we'll do it in a match your probably not so used to. NORMAL RULES. No weapons, no extras, just me and you.. one of us must lose. Sound good to you?

(Kirkland puts his hand to his lip, contemplating it)

Logan: Well, times up. Let me make your mind up for you!!

(Logan drops the mic, and then drops kirkland. He nails him with a huge spear, sending him straight down. Logan's new found size gives him a major advantage over Kirkland, unlike being smaller like back in CWF. Logan stands over kirkland with the mic)

Logan: I'll see you soon... BOY!! Oh.. and New England Wrestling... I'M BACK!!!! HAHAHAHA----....

(Logan is cut off by the sound of someone sliding into the ring behind him, he turns only to be met with a HUGE chairshot that sends an echo through the arena....The crowd erupts in boos as they recognize Predator, only half in his wrestling gear....Predator goes to town on Logan, nailing him with boots.....After a moment he goes to Predator to rouse him...Predator gets to his feet, and they both begin nailing Logan with boots...The crowd is verbalizing their protest as Logan tries to push himself up to his feet amidst the kicking.....Predator and Kirkland stop kicking long enough for Kirkland to grab the chair from Predator and deliver one solid shot to Logan's back that puts him back down for the moment....Kirkland grabs the mic....)

Kirkland: Last week you got the jump on us.....this week it's your turn....

(Kirkland throws the mic down as he and Predator roll out of the ring....)

Jason: HOLY CRAP!! What a start to Monday Night Slam Dance!! While our in-house medics are attending to Logan Outlaw, fans, let me tell you that we have had some great matches already tonight!! Let's go to the footage!!

(In the first match of the night, newcomer "Clean Cut" Craig Clayborn took on NEW VP Harley "The Hammer" Clarkson. This match was a no-contest from the start, as Harley had been building up some serious rage over the course of the week, and Clayborn just happened to be the man that stood across the ring from Harley as "The Hammer" let all that rage out. Clarkson dominated from start to finish, taking his time to hurt Clayborn badly with multiple elevated Powerbombs and belly-to-belly suplexes, teasing the Crippler Crossface, before signaling to the crowd and executing "The Hammer", and pinning Clayborn for the three count. Your winner, Harley "The Hammer" Clarkson"!

Brian: Well, that Clayborn kid sure sucked the big one. I think he needs to get some serious training before he attempts to have another match here in New England Wrestling.

Sara: Well, then Brian, hang on to your barf bag, because we've got another rookie coming up next! We're about to see Brandon Strutzz...Stritsss...what the...oh, Brandon STREETZ make his debut against a wily ring veteran in Nick Sharpe!!

("Shake Your Blood" by Probot hits and "The Old School King" Brandon Streetz comes down with his manager Joey Miller. Miller walks behinds Streetz. Streetz stops halfway down the aisle, drops to his knees and flexes. Streetz gets back up and then slides into the ring and spins in a circle with his arms outstretched. Streetz drops to one knee and a big neon sign reading Old School drops in the back...)

Jason: And there's the newcomer to NEW, Brandon Streetz! Word has it that Streetz has been a champion in other federations he's been a part of, and that manager of his is one cheating bastard!

("Deaf Forever" by Motörhead hits, and Nick Sharpe walks out from behind the curtain. He makes his way to the ring as the music plays, smacking an occasional fan's hand. He goes up to the ring, and walks to the corner, walking up the steps and onto the apron. He climbs in between the top and middle ropes, and moves to a corner of the ring, awaiting the beginning of the match....)

Jason: And there's the bell! Streetz offers a handshake to Sharpe, who looks down and grabs Streetz in a reverse wristlock!! No mercy from Sharpe as he turns that into a hammerlock, stepping on Streetz' knee and forcing Streetz down!! Nick Sharpe, floating over and now applies a front facelock at the same time as that hammerlock!! He's grinning!!

Brian: That's what Sharpe does, Jason, he shows that he knows his way around a ring! All these kids come in trying to make a big splash, well, Nick Sharpe is here to put them in their place!!

Sara: Nick is up now, and putting the boots to Streetz' injured shoulder! Sharpe, dropping the knee across that shoulder! Rolls Streetz over! PIN! 1....2..KICKOUT! Streetz is back to his feet!

Jason: But not for long, as Nick Sharpe just LEVELED him with a lariat! Streetz is up again, another lariat! Sharpe grabs Streetz and tosses him to the ropes! Here comes Streetz, Flying Forearm out of nowhere puts Sharpe on the mat!! Streetz now rolls outside the ring, trying to catch his breath! Nick Sharpe is getting back up, with a smile on his face! He's enjoying this!! Baseball slide to the outside catches Streetz flush in the jaw!! Sharpe gets back up and rolls his opponent back in the ring! What's coming now??

Brian: SHARPER IMAGE #2!!!!!! There's the pin!! 1.....2.....3!!! Nick Sharpe wins the match!!

(Streetz rolls out of the ring, as Nick Sharpe looks around at the crowd for a moment...suddenly, the lights flicker and go pitch black. After about 3 seconds, blood-red lightning streaks from the roof and strikes all four ringposts with a deafening *BOOM*...)

(Two red spotlights shine down on Nick Sharpe, who looks both slightly confused and like he's expecting to be jumped. Moments later, the Crassius-Tron lights up with a single image...)

(The image holds for 15 seconds, then fades as the lights come back up...Nick Sharpe's eyes narrow, then he begins to smile, flexing his biceps, and laughs as he rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp...) *********************************** Jason: Wow, that was one hell of a match up, I do not think that the fans here tonight or all of the fans at home watching, were disappointed by the action in the ring.

Brian: Jason I have said this before and I will have to say it once more tonight, what match where you watching??

Jason: The same one you were.

Brian: I think not, If you where you would have realized that this match was a snooze fest, Nick Sharpe showed that he is indeed over the hill, and Brandon Sreetz, Dear Lord would you please give me a break here, I have seen house plants show more effort and enthusiasm about sitting in a window sill than Brandon had for this match.

Sara: Well if you want to know what I think….

Brian: ‘No Sara we don’t so please shut your mouth.

Jason: Well I think that was one hell of a match and we have another very impressive match for you, next we have New comer Marcus Crassus, in his second match ever in N.E.W, Vs Lin Sigil...

Brian: SNOOOOOREEEEE.

Jason: And just what is that supposed to mean?

Brian: Simple what shot dose a pip squeak like Lin Sigel have against a remarkable athlete Like Mr. Marcus Crassus?

Jason: O give me a break now it is Mr. Crassus.

Brian: Damn straight a man like Mr. Crasus should never be referred to by commoners such as yourselves as any thing less than mister. Marcus is a great talent and a great man the only thing that surpasses his in ring talents is his generosity, Look at that magnificent CrassusTron 4000 he so graciously bought us.

Jason: It’s a jumbotron you twit.

Sara: Yeah and it is on the fritz half the time.

Brian: You little peasant as just in awe of Mr. Crassus, no, not awe, you are just out and out jealous! You should be happy that Abark in his infinite wisdom chose to sign such a hot commodity instead of trying to tear him down with your petty insecurities!!

Jason: Brian I am sorry to interrupt your petty, ramblings but I am getting a call over my headset that says there is something going down back stage and we will be taking you there now.

(Scene shifts to back stage. Harley is in the locker room and is clearly upset; he is punching lockers and kicking over benches. )

Harley: GOD DAMND HIM THAT SON OF A BITCH THAT LITTLE TWO BIT LOW LIFE>>> I SWEAR TO GOD IF I GET MY HANDS ON HIM TONIGHT I AM GOING TO KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH….

(Pete runs through the locker room doors and over to Harley. )

Pete: Christ man what the hell is going on I step out for a second to get coffee and I come back and you are trashing the locker room what happened?

Harley: You want to know what’s going on I will tell you what’s going on, I go into my locker to get my gear and I find this taped to the door.

(Harley hands Pete a piece of yellow paper. Pete begins to look it over. )

Harley: It is a notice of, withdraw, It says in so many words that an anonymous has contacted all my major investors in the hotline and convinced them to withdraw there offers, the hotline is dead, it has lost all its funding and Abark is behind it, I just know he is.

Pete: Hey man that’s a serious charge, I may hate that rat face bastard as much as you do but with out proof…

Harley: Proof…Proof …Fine I will get Proof when I get my hands on Abark and fucking beat it out of him….

(Harley bolts out of the locker room, with Pete hot on his heels.)

Pete: Harley wait!!!!!

(Scene shifts back to the arena. )

Jason: I sure would not want to be Abark right about now, he is looking at the wrong end of a serious ass whooping when Harley gets my hands on him.

Brain: You mean if he gets his hands on Abark, Harley's such an idiot, I don't think he could find Abark if he was standing toe to toe with him…

Jason: Says you…

Brain: That’s the first thing you’ve said that was correct tonight, Jason, says me Harley is an Idiot.

Jason: Well where I would love to continue this little battle of wits with you Brian, but I am afraid you are unarmed and besides our next match up is getting underway, but before we begin I just want to say to the folks here and at home we will be following the situation with Harley and Abark and we'll give you more information as it occurs, with that we get ready to head into our next match up.

(Alisynien and Kirkland had an outstanding match, going back and forth for the better part of 10 minutes. The match ended in a DQ victory for Kevin Kirkland, as Logan Outlaw appeared down the ramp and walloped Kirkland over the head with a steel chair, forcing the ref to toss the match out! Predator appeared and drove off Logan, then helped his partner Kirkland up the ramp and to the backstage area.

Jason: Wow! That was intense! This feud between Kirkland and Logan Outlaw is far from over!! Up next, fans, we've got another good one, with Marcus Crassisus taking on Lin Sigil! Let's get to the ring!!

(The opening chords of "Fly from the Inside" by Shinedown play over the PA as a soft rain of gold fireworks falls over the entrance curtains. As the first sparks hit the ramp, out walks Marcus Crassus, wearing his ceremonial white and purple toga over his wrestling gear. He gazes left and right, absentmindedly stroking his beard as if apraising the worth of the people he sees, before walking slowly to the ring. Tironius Cicero, his assistant, hurries after him holding a clipboard upon which he is furiously writing. As Crassus climbs into the ring, the fireworks resume over him. He looks up, enjoying the spectacle before undoing his toga in one quick motion and throwing it at Cicero, who catches it neatly. Crassus climbs the ropes and poses for the crowd, smiling arrogantly as the music ends.)

Brian: And here comes his opponent!!

(The sound of a judge's gavel hits, and Lin Sigil explodes from the back, running down the ramp and sliding into the ring, not waiting for the bell...)

Brian: These two lock up quickly and Crassus pushes off Sigil and brushes himself off. like he's too good.

Jason: He is! Look at this, he's wrestling a nut, a nut!

Brian: They lock up again, Crassus goes behind with an armbar, smiles at the crowd Reverse by Sigil, Sigil hitting him in the back of the head Cicero is up on the apron Sigil attacks him grabs Cicero by the throat Crassus from behind!

Sara: These managers, ugh!

Brian: He hooks Sigil in a reverse headlock, turning it into chinlock..

Jason: Sigil's struggling, probably a nice choke.

Brian: The crowd starts to boo with Diamond Joe's count. Crassus just smiles. Oh, a gut shot from Sigil Oooh and another Crassus loosens up that hold. Sigil off the ropes, dropkick to Crassus' face and Crassus rolls out of the ring.

Sara: Cicero is there to .. comfort him.

Jason: There's nothing wrong with one man rubbing the pains of another.

Brian: Sigil is stalking the ring like an animal, screaming about justice in the ring. Crassus back in, holding his hands up extending one in friendship.

Jason: be a man of honor Sigil shake it!

Sara: That rotten Crassus.

Brian: Sigil clotheslines Crassus, and again, and a third time Crassus is in trouble, he's begging off in the corner.

Jason: That's not begging, that's asking for a commom courtesy, European Style!!

Sara: More like French style.

Brian: Crassus is in the ropes, Diamond Joe backs Sigil off...Cicero handed Crassus something in the corner!

Jason: Probably just shaking his hand.

Brian: Crassus is up. Sigil charges him Powder in the eye, poke to the eye by Crassus. European uppercut! And another! He hooks Sigil's head from the front lifts him up BRAINBUSTER! Arrogant count! 1...2......Kickout!!!

Sara: Sigil won't go that easy, he didn't against Hellrazors last week.

Brian: Crassus throws Sigil into the corner AND he grabs the ref, he's distracting him Cicero up on the apron, he's choking Sigil with his toga.

Jason: He was cleaning his throat, like a mother cat.

Brian: Cicero down, Joe turns around.

Sara: As always

Brian: Crassus across the ring, almost skipping HARD CHOP to the throat. Another! Another! He starts to choke him Diamond Joe breaks it Cicero back on the apron, choking Sigil.

Jason: I think he's rubbing Ben Gay on him where those chops hit.

Brian: Crassus back across the ring, Sigil is hurt! Irish whip STUN GUN! Sigil is hurting Crassus is setting him up for THE BUYOUT .. No Sigil elbows Crassus in the head, and again, and again - Crassus off the ropes SPEAR BY SIGIL!

Sara: Finally!

Brian: Irish whip into .. TILTA WHIRL SLAM!!! Cicero is on the apron, Sigil knocks him off! Another Irish Whip PHYSICS OF EXECUTION!!! Crassus is out! Pin attempt ..1..........2.........BROKEN UP BY CICERO! The ref calls for the bell. Sigil is going nuts!

Jason: Going, going? That's like Orlando GOING Disney World!

Sara: Sigil whips Cicero across the ring, stops him PHYSICS OF EXECUTION. Cicero is down and out. Sigil is still attacking him!!!! Security is pulling him off, taking him to the back.

Brian: Sigil won this by DQ, but he KO'ed Cicero and Crassus.

Jason: Well ladies and gentleman that was, remarkable to say the least, Marcus really showed that he is the real deal in his second match here in the N.E.W.

Brian: I told you he would didn’t I tell you.

Jason: Yes. You did. And…. (Jason places one hand up to the headset holding the headphone tightly to one ear)… sorry to break the analysis of this match short But…It has just come down the wire that Harley has found Abark back stage in the parking lot and is confronting him as we speak, we take you there live as the events unfold!!

(Scenes Shifts to the parking lot, Harley has backed Abark up against a parked Limo and is yelling loudly. )

Harley: First you pull the N.E.W’s backing, than you go and get everyone else to drop the hotline as well, I fucking know it was you so there is no use denying it, now you can either fess up on your own, or I can beat a confession out of you.

(Abark stands his ground; adjusting his jacket he looks Harley dead in the face and smiles. )

Harley: Harley….Harley, you are not going to beat me…your not even going to touch me…Your smarter than that…I know it and you know it….Because if you so much as lay one hand on me….your gone and not event the Board of directors is going to go to bat for you with assault charges hanging over your head.

(Harley moves forward a bit, tensing up like a cobra ready to strike. ) Abark: Besides, I am not going to put you in a position to have to harm me, I did it, I canceled the hotline, and truth be know I would do it again.

(Abark’s words cut through the air and it is obvious that Harley is startled and taken back, totally unprepared for Abark’s candor his mouth just hangs open and only one word escapes his lips. )

Harley: Why?

Abark: Joey was a embarrassment to me, to this company, and to every man that has ever laced up a pair of wrestling boots and got into that ring, he was a joke and a sham, he was unfit to be a stooge to a blind deaf retarded animal, much less a wrestler, Now Joeys death was a senseless act, but it was also a cheap senseless self absorbed and most off all cowardly act, he was to much a chicken shit to face life so he chose death, and I for one will not see that kind of action memorialized in any way shape or form not if I have anything to say about it.

Harley: You son of a bitch how can you stand there and say things like that when a young mans blood is all over your hands.

(Abark looks at Harley and shakes his head. )

Abark: If the blood is as you say on my hands, it is all over yours too, you saw the memos, you knew just as much about what was going on as I did and you did not do a single thing to stop it, You call me a bastard, well join the club, you think this hotline will get his death of your conscious, will it might, but I am not going to let you waist one dime of anyone else’s money to your heart.

(Abark turns around and casually opens the limousine door and climbs inside. Harley is unable to move the hate on his face is evident and his whole body convulses with rage. The Limousine window rolls down and Abark Pops his head out of the window. )

Abark: Harley, I am really sorry I had to his you with such cold hard facts, but you really did need to be taken down of that high moral horse of yours, but to show you I am not a total monster, next week at slam dance I am going to give Pete Greenhouse a job with N.E.W once again, I would have made that announcement tonight but after this I just don’t feel like it. Good bye Harley.

(Harley just stand and stares as the Limousine pulls away and as the Limo exits the parking deck, the scene cuts back to the arena. )

Jason: I…folks I am stunned what a tense situation we have just witnessed…I don’t even know how to how to verbalize the things I have just heard.

Brain: I know how dare Harley accuse Abark of having blood on his hands no one is responsible for Joey, But Joey. Abarks right Joey was a fraud and every one knows it and no memorial hotline is ever going to change anything that has happened.

Jason: I beg to differ I have spoke with Many of the men back stage and they all speak highly of Joey, in fact a memorial has been planed and I hear that several major starts are intending to speak there.

Brain: Well Jason here is where we do not see eye to eye, I see it right and you see what ever it is you want to see just look your good friend Harley. Now I would like to go on but as you always say our next match is about to get underway….

Jason: Now, I have to wonder what effect there will be on Hero without Reegan, Beth, Sara or Tish at ringside.

Sara: Well, one effect will be that the women won't get bruised or battered....Which kinda sucks....

Jason: He doesn't stand a chance, that grandpa can't win without his women, he's washed up.

Brian: And the two lock up .. struggling, struggling, a test of strength so early. Hands locked! Both men pressing in. Ahhh! They let go.

Sara: Seems like it was a draw on that front.

Brian: They come together again Hero with an arm bar Predator reverses it He picks Hero up Bodyslam! Hero gets up, another arm bar by Predator, reversed Hero with the bodyslam on Predator.

Jason: Hero cheated on that!

Brian: That's what Pred is telling referee Diamond Joe.

Sara: There was no cheating, Predator is just a...

Jason: Watch your mouth!

Brian: It looked like a clean slam to me. Predator runs at Hero, Hero takes his arm Irish whip, clothesline attempt, ducked by Predator. He stops kicks Hero in the stomach, lifts him up for a quick slam stays right on him. Elbow to the back of the head Hero is coveringvup, rolling out of the ring.

Jason: He's looking for help, but ain't none gonna come!

Brian: And the ever-more-cocky Predator, flexing for the crowd.

(Crowd boos)

Sara: I used to think he was a good guy, but he's changed.

Jason: Yeah, for the better.

Brian: Diamond Joe is keeping Predator back so Hero can get back into the ring Predator rushes him, Hero ducks away, grabs Predator in a waistlock German Suplex!!!!! Predator is slow getting up, Hero isn't, he's right back on top of Predator setting up HANGINGSUPLEX!

Sara: Maybe if Hero holds him there enough, he'll be able to think normally again.

Brian: And down!!! Predator seems to be looking around for a bit of help.

Sara: This isn't a tag match, Brian, this is the big time.

Jason: Idiot, Predator is the TV champ, he can handle himself!

Brian: Clothesline by Hero again, Predator can't seem to get his game plan going.

Sara: Hero does have some skills, not just that herum.

Brian: Hero is lifting Predator on to his shoulders the Rival Rack, I mean, torture rack!

Jason: No, Predator slips it, into a DDT!

Brian: Both men are down!

(Justice Inc. Justice Inc.)

Jason: They all stink!

Brian: Predator is pulling himself up first. Hero gets a boot in the face, Predator on top of him, choking OH punching Hero in the news and cheeks.

Sara: Get him off Joe!

Brian: Diamond Joe gets Predator off, but Predator grabs that long hair of Hero Irish whip... POWERSLAM!

Jason: Hero bounced like a Karl Malone shot off the rim.

Brian: Pred pulls Hero up going for the suplex NO! Gutbuster across the top rope. Hero is hurt!

Sara: Beth has made him soft, soft I say!

Brian: Predator standing back like Joe said to... Ohhhhh Predator kicks Hero in the face, Hero falls forward into the ring. And Predator flexes again.

Sara: Show off!

Brian: He's pulling Hero up, behind him... Belly-to-Back! Pin attempt! 1............2..........Kickout!

Sara: Hero, get up!

Jason: Beth probably says the same thing every night.

Brian: Predator going for the Double-Armed-DDT. Hero powers out of it with a back body drop! He bounces off the ropes BOOT TO THE HEAD!

Jason: That boot's loaded!

Sara: Like a cannon!

Brian: Hero has Predator up Irish whip ANOTHER BOOT! Predator is dizzy! Hero with the chokesl...

Jason: Diamond Joe slaps Hero's hands off choke is illegal!

Brian: Predator with a low blow! Diamond Joe yelling at Predator. Predator pushes him out of the way and lifts Hero for the DVD.

Jason: 6 for a buck, Columbia House!

Brian: Hero grabs the top rope - he pulls them both over the top rope.

Hero and Predator are down!

Sara: Both are up fast!

Brian: Hero rolling in Predator still on the apron Hero grabs Predator by the throat, lifting him up Predator grabs the rope, Hero poked in the eyes he stumbles into the corner Predator DROP SHOT!!!!

Sara: Nooo

Brian: Hero's down, Predator with the cover! 1............ Hero on the ropes! Predator up! Hero up! Clothesline by Predator he rolls Hero up. 1................2.......

Sara: Pred's got the tights and the ropes.

Jason: THREEEEEEEE!!!!!

(The bell rings)

Brian: And Predator retains his Television title and momentum going into his match for the NeWA X Title next week.

Sara: And here come the hoes!

(Justice Inc. comes to the ring and are yelling at Diamond Joe, pointing at the ropes, Joe shoos them away as we fade to a commercial. When we return the next match is about to begin....)

Brian: Thanatos is looking solid this week, but it's been a hard month on him. A tag match against Strip and Harbinger and then the match against Shanahan last week, and with his Heritage match next week, it's not getting easier.

Jason: This is going to be a battle of EPIC proportions. Thanatos and Blackbird it seems like this one never stops.

Sara: And the odd thing about it is this, how can two men who are usually liked by the fans, be so opposed to one another?

Jason: I'll tell you what, they both make me ill and I hope we see a draw that sends them both to a hospital near you.

(Bell rings)

Brian: And this match is underway! Neither man has much of an advantage when it comes to size or strength, but Thanatos has to have the edge in intimidation.

Sara: They are staring eachother down, not moving.

Jason: They probably turned each other into stone.

Brian: The first man who twitches...And they both start punching at the same time, landing those meaty hands on one another. Thanatos with a right. Blackbird is staggered, but he throws a right, Thanatos is staggered BOTH MEN FALL DOWN! Referee Diamond Joe is counting them down!! 1

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Sara: Both are getting up!

Jason: Darnit, more of this crap!

Brian: Blackbird up fastest he kicks Thanatos in the stomach., whips him into the ropes HIIIIGH backbody drop. Thanatos is getting up slowly. Blackbird stays on the attack Headlock on the Horseman quick suplex!

Sara: You've got to think Thanatos is tired after two weeks of top competition and now Blackbird 13, the legend from Tidewater, V-A.

Brian: Blackbird with the pin attempt. 1.... kickout by Thanatos!

Sara: These men are both too well-conditioned for the match to be over this soon.

Brian: Thanatos slips away from Blackbird and locks on a armbar. He grabs Blackies other arm, puts a foot in his back, a modified surfboard.

Sara: Thanatos is a ring technician, no matter his size, Blackbird's back better be strong for this match.

Jason: I hope my stomach is strong enough for this.

Brian: Blackbird falls forward, Thanataos' foot slips off, Blackbird through his legs and behind him for the rollup! 1

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Thantos rolls out!

Sara: That's two attempts for Blackbird so far, he's using his speed.

Brian: Thanny getting up Dropkick, Thanatos off balance! Irish whip, Thanny bouncing off the western ropes, he ducks a flying clothesline NIGHTFALL grabs Thanny's leg, he kicks her off Flying Clothesline by Blackbird 13.

Sara: Why is Nightfall out here?

Brian: Thanatos is down Blackbird to the top rope. Flying headbutt!!

Sara: Thanatos moves! Blackbird is hurt!

Brian: Thanatos rolls over, onto Blackbird's back, he's got a rear chinlock on Blackbird, wrenching it back. Blackbird pulling at the hands of Thanatos.

Sara: That'll weaken the neck and put pressure on the vertebrae.

Jason: Give up Blackbird end my PAIN!!!!

Brian: Turn off his mic thanks. Thanatos is really pulling hard on Blackbird, the crowd is starting to rumble, not really sure who to cheer for.

Sara: I'm not sure, myself.

Jason:...

Brian: Now Joe is ordering Nightfall from ringside. She's pissed! Joe has already checked for a choke, now he's checking for Blackbird, seeing if he wants to give up.

Sara: Blackbird's not giving up right now.

Jason:...

Brian: Thanatos is yelling for him to give up, but he won't do it, BLACKBIRD WON'T QUIT!

Sara: Go Blackbird!

Brian: Blackbird is inching his way .. inching his way .. inching...his way... towards... the ropes.

Sara: Thanatos lets go!

Brian: Let's go but stays on him with an elbow to the spine of Blackbird. He's pulling Blackbird up Irish whip into the corner He charges in after KNEE TO THE BACK!!!

Sara: Blackbird, slumping in the corner!

Brian: Another knee to the back!

Jason: Blackbird'll be pissing blood soon.

Brian: Thanatos locks Blackbird up in an abdominal stretch Blackbird grabs the top rope Thanny won't break. Diamond Joe counts. Now the break.

Sara: This is getting more intense.

Jason: Well, these two don't like each other, and I agree with them both.

Brian: Thantos backs up, measures Blackbird charges in Blackbird moves! Thanny crashes in. Blackbird can't take advantage, he's too banged up!

Sara: But he looks like he's trying.

Brian: Blackbird drops an axehandle across the dazed Horseman's back. He's dropping some heavy fists in him, too!

Sara: Blackbird with the whip!

Brian: Thanatos into the opposite corner, he's stumbling out of the corner, Blackbird .. THE LEANING TOWER!

Sara: Thanatos down! Blackbird pulling Thanny up.

Brian: He's going for the Last Ride but HE CAN'T THANATOS UP!

Sara: His back is probably still hurting.

Jason: Probably? PROBABLY!?

Brian: Blackbird holds Thanatos' legs, flip-over pin attempt! 1.........2..............th..

Sara: Kickout by Thanatos!

Brian: Thanny barely escaped that one Blackbird pulling him back up.

Sara: I say once you get a man down, keep him there.

Jason: What does Harley say..

. Brian: Irish whip, no, reversed Blackbird off the rope Thanatos catches him, lifts him up... Backbreaker! He's holding Blackbird over his knee, pressing him hard.

Sara: Blackbird is going to need Doans, BIGTIME.

Brian: Thanny stands and lets Blackbird drop. He picks him back up...Sidewalk SLAM!!! Blackbird is hurting! Thanny for the pin! 1

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Kickout just before three for Blackbird!

Sara: Besides the physical pain, there must be the emotional pain of Joey's death, he hasn't said a word.

Brian: Thantos kicks Blackbird in the gut, hoists him up for PURGATORY!!!

Sara: Blackbird slips off Thanatos shoulder, off the ropes BULLDOG!!!

Brian: Blackbird crouches in the corner, Thanatos is getting up, stunned DIAMOND CUTTER by Blackbird!!!!!

Sara: He's not going for the pin!

Brian: Blackbird turns Thantos over, figure four?

Sara: No, he's going for Thanatos' OWN FINISHER!

Brian: ETERNAL DAMNATION!!!! Thanatos is locked in! Blackbird is wrenching it back!

Sara: It is applied perfectly! Jason: Give it up Thantyhose!

Brian: Blackbird has this locked in perfectly, Thanatos is nowhere near the ropes and the last survivor of the DWO is leaning way back. Thanatos looks like he's in MAJOR PAIN!

Jason: That movie was kind of funny.

Brian: Blackbird is rocking it, loose, then tight, loose then tight!

Sara: I don't recall Thanatos ever submitting Joe's checking, Thanatos is shaking his head Negatory!

Brian: Wait, Thanatos is reaching back .. he's got Blackbird's ankle, he's pulling forward, Blackbird is tripped up, he broke the hold!

Sara: Blackbird is up, Thantos is out of the ring Blackbird is calling him back into the ring.

Brian: Thanatos is stretching, he rolls back in. Blackbird whips Thantos reversed BLACKBIRD into the corner, Thantos kicks him in the gut Gets him up... LAST RIDE POWERBOMB! Blackbird's head crashed hard against the turnbuckle but Thanatos' back didn't hold too well, they are both down!

Sara: The humanity!

Brian: And here comes Nightfall with a cup of water she dumps it on Blackbird he's looking wide awake now! Security takes her away, but the damage is undone Blackbird is grabbing Thanatos' legs, he's going for the FIGURE FOUR!!!

Sara: Thanatos can't take much more of this!

Jason: I'm right there with him.

Brian: IN THE CENTER OF THE RING- Thanatos in the Figure Four! He's holding on, but he can't much longer, I know it.

Sara: The crowd knows it too, finally Thantos loses to Blackbird.

Brian: WAIT!!! THANATOS ROLLED IT OVER!!! He reversed the Figure Four!!!!! Blackbird is in trouble, but he can get out of this easi..WAIT!!! Thanatos... HE'S UP he's twisting .. ETERNAL DAMNATION- ETERNAL DAMNATION!

Sara: Blackbird is screaming out in pain he just had the match won a moment ago.

Brian: And now, he's struggling his back, his heart, his... Blackbird is tapping, Blackbird is tapping!!!!

Sara: Poor Blackbird 13.

Jason: And what a main event we just had. The long standing rivalary between these two men just boiled over with a hard fought emotional match.

Brian: And I think Jason that...

(Brian is suddenly cut off by a clip from "Water's Edge" by Seven Mary Three.)

"I can't go down to the water's edge

I didn't do it... I saw who did it

Don't go down to the water's edge

they did it once and they can do it again"

(Suddenly the lights go dark for a second as Thanatos stands in the center of the ring. The lights come back on, Blackbird 13 is on the outside. The NEW Jumbo-tron displays a message.)

Jason: Look at the Jumbo-Tron!! In red letters it reads "Retribution will come!"

(Thanatos drops the North Eastern Title on the mat and looks at the screen. Suddenly a buzz generates from the crowd.)

Jason: There's Harbinger!!! He rolls into the ring, turns Thanatos around, kick, Precursor onto the North Eastern Title!!!

Brian: Thanatos is busted open!!! He's gushing from the forehead! Laying unconscious on the mat!

Jason: Harbinger has a mic!

Harbinger: The North Eastern Title and this ring are now tainted with your blood Thanatos. Just as you taint everything you come into contact with.

("Light My Way" by Audioslave plays as Harbinger leaves the ring.

Blackbird 13 looks stunned as Thanatos slowly gets up.)