Is your flight back home booked on the right date?
Answer following questions and remember, where have you said YES and where have you said NO.

1· YOU CANNOT REMEMBER WHEN TO SAY "PLEASE!" AND "EXCUSE ME"

2· YOU ONLY BUY YOUR OWN DRINKS AT THE BAR EVEN WHEN YOU ARE WITH A GROUP OF FRIENDS

3· YOU ARE ALWAYS READY TO CATCH A CLOSING DOOR EVEN IF YOU ARE CLOSELY BEHIND SOMEBODY

4· WHEN A STRANGER IN THE DORM OR ON THE STREET SMILES AT YOU, YOU ASSUME THAT:
    A. HE IS DRUNK
    B. HE IS INSANE
    C. HE IS AMERICAN
    D. HE IS ALL OF THE ABOVE
(answer each of the a, b, c, d questions!)

5· IT SEEMS NICE TO YOU TO SPEND A WEEK IN A SMALL COTTAGE IN THE MOUNTAINS, WITH NO WATER AND NO ELECTRICITY

6· YOU KNOW AT LEAST FIVE DIFFERENT WORDS FOR DESCRIBING SNOW

7· AN OUTSIDE TEMPERATURE OF 9 DEGREES IS MILD

8· YOU ASSOCIATE FRIDAY AFTERNOON WITH A TRIP TO THE VINMONOPOLET (NORWAY'S LUXURY SHOP, OWNED BY THE GOVERNMENT; THE ONLY PLACE WHERE YOU CAN BUY ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES)

9· YOU DON'T MIND PAYING 400 NOK FOR A BOTTLE OF CHEAP SPIRITS AT VINMONOPOLET

10· IT IS ACCEPTABLE TO EAT LUNCH AT 11.00 AND DINNER AT 17.00

11· IT NO LONGER SEEMS EXCESSIVE TO SPEND 500 NOK ON DRINKS ONE NIGHT

12· YOU THINK IT IS ACCEPTABLE TO WRAP YOUR HOT DOG IN A COLD PANCAKE

13· YOU CON PREPARE FISH IN FIVE DIFFERENT WAYS WITHOUT COOKING IT

Count your answers.
If you have answered YES at least 8 times, go here.
If you have answered NO at least 9 times, go here.