Hello everyone! This is number 001 of Laura's Secret Newsletter. I don't really know what to write. Suggestions would be helpful. Send me your requests and I would be glad to put in anything. I guess I will start this newsletter with some coloumns that will appear in regularly. Sounds good?

Laura's Opinion
Today I am going to talk about Danielle and Jon. In my opinion, they are married. They do everything married-like except live together. They fight all the time, they complain about each other. If you talk to Jon, he's complaining about Danielle. If you talk to Danielle, she's complaining about Jon. It gets old. Everyone knows EVERY detail about their relationship. They know EVERYTHING about each other. There is no mystery, no surprises. And they will never ever break up. What a sad sad story. Young love is supposed to be more exciting and fun than this! That is MY opinion.

Laura's Helpful Tip
Wipe front to back.

Laura's Funny Joke
Q: What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!

Laura's Cool Sex Info
The oldest illustration of a condom was found in Egypt and dates back more than 3,000 years. It is difficult to judge from the drawing what the ancient Egyptian wearing the condom had in mind. He may have worn it for sexual or ritual reasons or both. Some claim that, in later times, the Romans made condoms from the muscle tissue of warriors they defeated in battle.