Well now, this is the 2nd Secret Newsletter! Only the people who replied to my email are getting this. Isn't that special? Yes it is! So enjoy it.

Laura's Opinion
I am going to talk about Danielle and Jon again. Yes, I am obsessed. Apparently they broke up, and I had to sing Danielle THE SONG to make her feel better. I wonder how long this will last? My guess is 1 week to a month. Oh, and they will still hang out every day, and they will still have mad monkey sex. Oh yes they will. Everyone will be like, hey Danielle, let's do something, and she'll be like NO. I'm going to Jons. That is MY opinion.

Laura's Helpful Tip
If you are copying off someone elses test, don't make yours exactly the same. Make some "mistakes" and the dumb ass teachers wont guess that you have cheated! Don't get greedy, just copy enough to pass.

Laura's Funny Joke
Burford is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to take a shit real bad. The toilet in his room isn't working, so he bolts down to use the lobby Men's Room, but all of the stalls are occupied, so he runs back up to his room, and in desperation, he drops his pants, uproots a plant, and takes a shit in the pot. Then he puts the plant back in the pot and leaves. Two weeks later, he gets a postcard from the hotel that says,
"Dear Mr. Burford... All is forgiven. Just tell us...where is it?"

Laura's Tips For Cheating On A Signifigant Other
Never use your credit card for anything.
If you get a hotel room, pay cash.
Don't ever use your cell phone for arrangements.