This is the 3rd newsletter. I need suggestions people. Even if you would like to write a column for it, I will gladly put it in.

Laura's Opinion
Today i want to talk about Mr. ?. He is my 2nd period teacher and I love him. But the stupid bastard is married! And he's only... well I don't know. He is so cute. Sometimes he comes to school with his hair sticking up in the back, and sometimes he has toothpaste on his face. Well, the toothpaste thing was mostly happening last year but it was still cute! And he used to have glasses, but now he doesn't wear them and IM UPSET AT THIS. He was way cuter with the glasses. And sometimes he giggles. All you ladies, and secretly the guys would think he was cute too.

Laura's Helpful Tip
If you fart in class blame it on the dirty kid. If you are the dirty kid, you're screwed.

Laura's Funny Joke
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His workmates were understandably curious: "Jack, what happened to you?!?" "It was the darndest thing! I was at church yesterday, and this fat lady stood up in front of me. You know how a dress can get stuck in the crack of the butt of a fat lady? It looked funny. I figured she wouldn't like that, so I just reached over and pulled it out with a little tug. Next thing I know, she spins around and socks me one!"
"Jeez, you got TWO black eyes in one blow?"
"Naw. After she turned back around, I figured she was angry that I pulled the dress out of her crack, so I tried to poke it back in..."

Something Of Interest I Found On The Net - I Think It's For Men
There's nothing quite like an enthusiastic game of strip poker to get you and your partner excited. If you both have a competitive edge, well then all's fair in love and war. Also, if you or your partner aren't sure whether a straight beats a full house or a flush beats two pairs, it doesn't really matter considering you'll both be half-naked and feeling hot and bothered.
First, assemble the playing area. Set up the card table and light some candles and incense to invigorate the senses. Of course, instead of betting chips, you'll be betting all your garments as well as sexual favors. Scribble down your favorite sexual activities from being tied to the bed to a sensual foot massage. Be brazen and scandalous with things you've always wanted to try; indulge in your wildest fantasies.
Also, add some sensual food and drink to the game. There's nothing like chocolate-covered strawberries and champagne to get a good game of strip poker off the ground. Sexy food makes for sensuous behavior; it's all about the power of suggestion.
Remember to invest in some strip poker-worthy clothing. Invest in a brand new pair of boxers, along with a tight body hugging tank top that will make her head spin as the final layers of clothing hit the ground. Remember: be spontaneous, grab your partner suddenly, clear the table and give her a new appreciation for card games.