Well this is the 5th newsletter. I am home, feeling crappy again but I made one anyways! Yay! Someone sent me their opinion about the Jon situation. She said I could publish her name but let's make it a fun guessing game instead. Who's comment is this?

The Comment About The Jon Situation
dear newletter owner
i believe that jon is a retard who has no life and secretly wants you to write about him. this explains him not ever telling you to stop writing about him. he needs to be slapped in the face and told he looks like an ugly old woman.
that is MY opinion, you can publish that nameless or with my name. (it'll be really funny if you put it nameless and he freaks out wanting to know who said it. hahaha)
my interesting fact: male birds have no penises.

Who said this? Guess!

Laura's Movie Review
On Friday I saw The Gift with my Mommy. It's about a psychic woman who sees a murder in her dreams, and the murder actually happened! I won't say any more because it will give the story away.
Anyways, the movie was pretty good, it creeped me out and kept me guessing at who the killer was. And there is some scenes that make you jump, and of course some gross dead body scenes! All in all a decent movie.
The main actors are Cate Blanchett, Giovani Ribisi, Katie Holmes, Keanu Reeves , Hillary Swank, and the gay guy from As Good As It Gets. I forget his name. And Katie Holmes plays a real slut, and she shows her boobs. Quite shocking if you are a Dawsons Creek watcher.

Laura's Cool Fact
Here's a fact. Nobody is sending me articles to publish! They can be anonymous! PLEASE! SEND STUFF!!!!