Oh my! It's Valentines Day! I guess I should wish you all a happy day. Enjoy my newsletter.

Laura's Opinion
I would like to talk about Valentines Day. It's just a big money maker. People feel obligated to buy cards, flowers, chocolate and gifts. Of course I buy chocolate even if it's not Valentines Day but never mind that. Why all the special stuff on Valentines Day? You know they jack up the prices on Feb. 14th, and before that, so you have to pay more!
The reason I don't really think this day is special is because you should be treating your signifigant other this way EVERY day. Not neccicarily buying then things, but making them feel like they are important to you.
You don't need Valentines Day!

Oh yeah. Someone wanted me to submit a commentary, but there was some mean stuff in it and they wanted it to be anonymous. So then the people who were mentioned would get mad at me so I have made the decision to NOT post it. Sorry to the person who sent it to me! I just can't do it. I'm too chicken. Plus, people would ask me who wrote it.

Laura's Poem - Sent To Me From Kim Powell
Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer,
it is definitely the most annoying time of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass.
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
and wear all black for the rest of the week.
Guys act sweet, but it soon will fade,
for all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
because I think love is a huge crock of shit.
So here is my story...what else can I say?
Love bites my ass...Fuck Valentine's Day!

Whittakers Weekly Wacky Link
Hey hey, someone actually submitted something! By the way, this boy is my fiance/valentine. Tee hee!
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Laura's Obituary
A couple of days ago Tuffy died. For all of you who didn't know Tuffy, that was the name of Jon's dog. I hope I am spelling Tuffy correctly.
Remember when Tuffy stole my pizza and I didn't stop screaming until Jon took Tuffy away?
Ahhhh memories.
We will all remember Tuffy.