Laura's Opinion
I don't know what to write about. I guess I will write about something that annoys me. You know what annoys me? Porn. Yes, porn. Every time I go on the internet I am reminded of all the porn that is out there. Even if I do a search for FLOWERS I get a whole list of porn sites to choose from. Ohhh! And don't ever type in the word PIC, then EVERY porn site pops up!
Ok, I am going to be honest with you people, out of curiosity I have clicked on a few of these links. And to say the least, I was dissapointed! The descriptions below the links said stuff like FREE XXX LADIES, or NAKED GIRLS XXX. But you know what I saw? Some ugly women with masculine faces that were NOT naked! All the women were in bikinis and you had to PAY with a CREDIT CARD to see the HOT XXX LADIES. Dang it all!
Ok, I wasn't that mad since I'm not desperate to see NASTY XXX BITCHES but if you really wanted to see some nudity you'd need some $$$ and a major credit card!
Laura's Funny Joke
Husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day
of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a
headstone that reads,
'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'."
"Yeah" she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a
headstone that reads,
'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"
Laura's Helpful Tip
Don't give your phone number to people you meet on the internet!
They may turn stalker-like and call you 30 times a day.
I know this.
