Omigosh, It's been 3 days since the last newsletter, aren't you going through withdraw? Well here's a hit...

Laura's Opinion I am going to talk about my Dad. He says stuff that really annoys me. If you heard him talk you'd think he was weird, unless you had been transported from the 50's to the present date.
Ok, he says stuff like "of late". For example, "You have been acting strangely of late". And he says "Monday last". For example, "Yes, I went to the movies Monday last." And he says words like aficionado. I think that's spelled right. I think he gets his lingo from the show Frasier.

Retraction
Last newsletter I talked about a certain car fixing place and how think they are ripping my Mom off. Well my Nana and my Mom got angry with me. They say I could possibly get in trouble for saying such things. So I take it back. Sorry Mom and Nana.

!?!EDDIE'S ADVICE ON LIFE!?!
Hey losers! Has life been better since you've read my stuff? Lets hope so. I have some very important information you should remember, now I'm serious when I say DON'T FORGET THIS, okay? Okay... NEVER pet a burning dog. Until next time, live assured.

Want to email Eddie? - nintendo_thumb@yahoo.com

Weird Stuff
Do you drink cola? Or water? Then click here.

A Funny Joke - You Have Probably Read This Before
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

Remember!
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