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Someone sent me a very angry newsletter. Aparently they hate my newsletter. They told me it was a waste of their time. But this person is not even on the mailing list, so how is he getting my newsletter? And if it's a waste of his time why does he read it? I don't send it to him!

Oh yeah, and he called me a bastard child! Thanks buddy but my parents were married when they had me. You should check up on the meanings of words before you use them.

I am going to show you some of the stuff he sent to me. You can read it and laugh along with me.

"You think everyone likes you when everyone actually DISLIKES YOU. I am not writing this to make you an enemy."
No, I do not think everyone likes me. I am aware that a lot of people hate me, that is a part of life. I know that not everyone DISLIKES me also. I have friends. And what does he mean by not making me an enemy? Does he think he's going to make a friend by insulting me? He's mistaken!

"You can keep your comments to yourself and your non-humorous remarks to yourself and people will like you more."
Well thanks for the tip buddy! And no, I will not keep my comments to myself. People who are on this mailing list CHOOSE to be on it and they can ask to be taken off at any time. I guess by keeping YOUR comments to yourself you made ME like YOU more! NOT!

"Your newsletter is a JOKE and you are wasting peoples brain matter."
Yes buddy, my newsletter IS a joke! I write it to amuse myself and others! It is not meant to be the new bible. It's funny! And if anyone thinks I am wasting their brain matter DON'T READ MY NEWSLETTER!!!!

"i have never met someone your age act so young."
When did I ever say I was mature? I am aware of my immaturity! Is this newsletter something an adult would do? Would a mature adult pick apart someones email for all their friends and family to see? No, no, only me! Cause it's FUNNY!

So people, if this newsletter is stupid and immature, just ask me to take you off the mailing list.
This guys isn't even ON the mailing list so why the hell is he complaining?
His email is metallicaman4@hotmail.com, GEE I wonder who that is? I only know one person who loves metallica!!!! I know who this cool guy is!

And someone must have forwarded my newletter to him. The mystery person who did that is cool also.

A Joke That Made Me Cackle
Three Canadians and three Americans are traveling by train to a hockey game. At the station, the three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three Canadians buy only a single ticket.

How are the three people going to travel on only one ticket?", asks an American.

Watch and you'll see," says a Canadian.

They all board the train. The Americans take their respective seats but all three Canadians cram into a bathroom and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the bathroom door and says, "Ticket Please." The door opens a crack, a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The Conductor takes it and moves on. The Americans see this and agree it was quite a clever idea.

So after the game they decide to copy the Canadians on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment the Canadians don't buy a ticket at all.

How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed American.

Watch and you'll see", replies a Canadian.

When they board the train the three Americans cram into a bathroom and the three Canadians cram into another bathroom nearby.

Once the train leaves the station, one of the Canadians leaves and walks over to the other bathroom where the Americans are hiding, knocks on the door and says,

"Ticket Please".

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