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Laura's Opinion
I saw the movie Trainspotting on he weekend. I loved it! There was some parts that made me laugh my ass off. And there was also some disgusting parts, disturbings parts and a couple of sad parts. It was quite a Laura movie. I love weird movies, and this was one. I highly reccomend it! It is about a scottish guy getting off heroin, and all the crazy happenings along the way. The main character is a guy named Rents played by actor Ewan MacGreggor. Ewan can also be seen in Episode One and Nightwatch. I love him. But he was kind of dirty looking in Trainspotting.

Rents Monologue - From Trainspotting
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest morgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure-wear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrasment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life. But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

Laura Is Angry
Sonya has a litle thing on a necklace. It is a little silver object shaped like a cylinder. She wont tell me what is in it.

A Joke From The Jokester Joanna, Always Jokin' Around!
Lonely Rich Widow

A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:

RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH. QUALIFICATIONS:

1) WON'T BEAT ME UP
2) WON'T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.

Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"

"Hi," he said, "your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run away."

"Well then", she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in bed?"

To which he replied, "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

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