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Laura's Opinion
So, It's Kim's birthday this week. And I am invited. YAY! The thing is, I don't know what to get her. I asked her What she wanted, you know, like did she want any CD's? She told me to get her anything. Yes, ANYTHING. That means I have to choose from EVERY SINGLE THING IN THE WORLD that is under 20 bucks. That's a lot of stuff. I can't make a decision like that! So, if Kim secretly wants something and just doesn't want to tell me, please send me an email and inform me.

Laura's Request
I have no job. I am pathetic. If anyone can get me a job tell me. Or you could just send me money, thats ok too.

Laura Is Angry
OH MY LORD! Someone sitting near me has B.O. I can't breath deeply or I will gag. I have to sit here and take TINY breaths or I will smell the B.O. HELP ME! Why is it so hard to rub soap and water all over your body then put a swipe of deoderant under each arm pit?

A Funny Joke
A cop pulls over a guy.

"Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking?"

"Gee, officer," the man says. "Your eyes are awfully glazed -- have you been eating doughnuts?"

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