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Laura's Opinion
You know what is gross? Pedophiles. You see, after i am done wasting my time with this newsletter I go and waste more time on Yahoo chat. On my profile it CLEARLY states that I am 17, and a student. And these guys talk to me and they say "Is 32 too old for you?" Ew!!!! And they try and get me to meet them and stuff. They are probably all rapists. And sometimes they ask if I want to see their picture and I have learned to say NO. Or else they will send me a picture of a hideous guy who is like 50 or 60. And it just sickens me. But sometimes its fun to lead them on and say stuff like "Yeah sure I'll meet you". And then you tell them to go pick you up somewhere where you WONT be! Hahahahaha! Serves them right.

Top 10
You gotta love those Top 10 lists!!!!

Top 10 indicators you married the wrong man:
10. He's convinced the "X-Files" is a documentary about the Bush Administration.
9. Uses a shopping cart at the liquor store.
8. You notice he receives mail addressed to "Kaiser Soze".
7. He's immediately suspicious why the milkman delivers everyday, yet you never get a bill.
6. Leaves for new job every day in a large vacuum tube that runs under the house into Gotham City.
5. When his computer's Internet connection is broken, goes completely catatonic until it's restored.
4. Asks you to bring your teenage niece along on the honeymoon.
3. More than half your Christmas presents have "As seen on TV" logo on the box.
2. After the wedding, explains that your going to love meeting his "other wives".
1. When he's in a public pool and he thinks it's getting too crowded, yells over to you loudly: "Honey, did you remember to bring my diarrhea medicine?"

ra Is Angry
Last night I was talking on ICQ to my buds Heather and Kim and my Mom wanted me to get off the internet so she UNPLUGGED the phone line which is in HER ROOM. What the hell! I wanted to go pee on her bed, but then she would just give the mattress to my Dad. Heeeheheheheheheheheheheeee! That would be funny!

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