Laura's Secret Newsletter
Number 019

Laura's Life
Last night I burned a CD. I made a BEST OF CD. The Barenaked Ladies. Yeah! I like them, and I don't care if you think they are a big bunch of retards (Lesley) cause I enjoy their music. The next CD I will be making is a BEST OF Bob Marley. If you don't love Bob Marley then I don't love you.

Bad news. The newsletter may not be coming out as often! My teacher, Mr. Till, finally realized that all people do in this class is go on the internet. So I have a feeling he may be lurking around the classroom more often.

!?!EDDIE'S ADVICE ON LIFE!?!
Hello, I hope your all mentally stable or sober while reading this (fat chance, but I want you to take me seriously and not just think it was a dream.) When someone asks you if you are in a relationship, you CANNOT say you are if your partner is an internet lover. This is for one reason, they could be of the same sex and 40 years older (though thinking of people reading this, that might be what your looking for). So tell the truth, don't make a complete ass of yourself.

Want to email Eddie? nintendo_thumb@yahoo.com

A Funny Thought I Had
Wouldn't it be funny if I changed all the speed dials on my Mom's phone to my Dad's number? HA HA HA HA HA!!! I amuse myself.

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