Special 20th anniversary edition! Actually there is nothing different. Sorry!

Some Funny News
Sonya got suspended! She is a bad kid. Here is an email she sent me, it tells everything that happened.

"i am suspended for five days, YUCK! i dont know if i will get my pipe back or not

i have to go in for a meeting with BOTH my parents on next monday, my dad doesnt know i smoke! oh god! they caught me, chris, major bob (mike) and kippin! they searched all our lockers! they took my picture of pete smoking a spliff and they wont give it back! they tried to get me to admit that peter was my dealer. stupid choda (our vice principal) told my GRAMDMOTHER that i had a habitual problem with smoking weed at school. im surprised she didn't keel over and die! someone told the office that there was kids smoking weed out front, and when we came inside to get my bag, they took us all down to the office and separated us to question us. they told chris's parents that he was dealing. my sister had to pick me up from the office. she grounded me cause my parents arent here to punish me. i dont know if i will be allowed to go to big bud now. this totally sucks. will you tell ms. handscomb that i got suspended and can save all my missed work for me, or you can get it and bring it to my house or something. that would be really great if you could do that. if anyone asks about me can you tell them what happened. has there been any announcements over the P.A. about smoking weed? if there is, that is so cool! well i will see you after the march break i guess

later

S."

!?!EDDIE'S ADVICE ON LIFE!?!
Well, I suppose this will be going into the 20th letter, if not I'm a dumb ass since I just read the latest one. 20 is a special number, if you are 20 you are in the prime of your life. Some old men say they are in the prime of their life but they are kidding themselves or don't understand what they're saying.

Want to email Eddie? nintendo_thumb@yahoo.com

Another Funny Thing
In my first period class I am in a portable. We have those desks that are attached to the chairs. Today some chick tipped over, and she couldn't get up!!! Nobody helped her cause we were all trying so hard not to laugh! Finnally the teacher said "somebody help her!" hahahaha! It was so funny!

A Funny Joke
There are four kinds of sex :
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

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