Laura's Secret Newsletter
Number 021

Laura's March Break
I haven't done anything particularly exciting yet. Since I was grounded for the weekend, I couldn't do anything. I have watched a few movies, watched Passions with Danielle, and slept over at Lesleys. I watched a movie with her too. So, I am going to tell you about all the movies I have watched.

At First Sight - It's a tear jerker about a blind guy who gets an operation to make him see. It's also a love story. Sad and happy ending.

Poison Ivy 2 - Sucked big time. Just a big excuse for lotsa sex and boobies.

Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas - Sucked big time. You couldn't even understand the main guy when he talked. He had his teeth closed the whole time. And there was like a big long never ending monologue in the backround. A definite must NOT see.

Where The Heart Is - A funny, sad and happy movie. About a young single Mom who gets ditched by her boyfriend and makes it! It's good.

Breast Men - Quite funny and disturbing. Based on the story of the 2 guys who came up with breast implants in the 60's. Rent it.

So, tomorrow I'm going with my Mom to pick up the new computer. Yay. What have you people been doing? Email me some exciting happenings and I will publish them. Or else there will be no newsletters because I have nothing to write.

!?!EDDIE'S ADVICE ON LIFE!?!
Hey, need some pointers on what not to do when getting a job or being interveiwed for one? Well this advice is on just that.

1. When you enter the room don't say "Wuzz Up!", it's not that funny!

2. If you are there for the second time make sure you wear different clothing.

3. Double check you haven't attempted to rob the place.

4. Make sure you have showered that day. Hygene is crucial to financial success.

So go out, apply what you've learned and get a job (that pays money). Then maybe you can buy some soap and wash yourself!

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