Laura's March Break... Part 2
The computer is now in my room! Ha ha ha ha. So now I have, TV, the internet, a CD player, radio, phone and a clock in my room. Now all I have to do is figure out how to go to the bathroom in here, and my Mom could slide microwave dinners under the door. Then I can become a TOTAL antisocial, porn addict, nudist, who compulsively masterbates. Oh wait, isn't that Jon?

I put that comment about Jon because I found out he still reads my newsletter! When I cut him off, he started going into Danielles email to read them. Now he can NEVER say they suck!

Joanna VS. Eddie
Holy shit Eddie is obsessed with personal hygiene! He mentiones it in every single column *ha ha ha*. It should be called "Eddie's useless advice on personal hygiene" He's probably obsessed with it because he doesn't shower often himself and he thinks that if he talks about how people *should* shower a lot people won't think the stink is coming from him (sort of like the way closet gays act completely homophobic to make sure that no one thinks they're gay)
Anyway, just a thought... HA!

That amusing tidbit was from Joanna! Heh heh.

So Very True
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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