Laura's Secret Newsletter
Number 023

March Break
Well, March Break is over and I am at school. I feel like crap, I didn't fall asleep untill way after 2 last night. My hours are all messed up. So, don't be surprised if there are millions of mistakes cause I wrote this at an obsene hour.

A Funny Joke
A couple drove down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither would concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the husband replied. "In-laws."

Simpsons Trivia
1. What does the bumper sticker say on the back of Flander's car?
2. What is Homer's greatest fear?
3. Where in the nuclear power plant does Homer work in?
4. What was bart's twin brother's name?
There you go, something to think about. The answers will appear in tomorrows newsletter. If you can send me the correct answers you will get an honorable mention.

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