Laura's Secret Newsletter
Number 27 Funny Stuff
Guess what!? My Dad lives in his car. This is true. He will not admit it, but I will tell you how I know this. In his car he has a gym bag with clothing. He also has his personal items in there, you know, his toothbrush and such. He also has a blanket in his car. His golf clubs, his phone, his mini excersize equipment, and a cooler! The cooler has drinks and some food in it. He also has a flask, cause if I lived in my car I would need to get drunk as well. And just last week I found a spoon in there. I'm sure the fork and knife are hiding in his car somewhere!

Uh Oh!
I need some newsletters! I am a dolt, and I have misplaced my disk YET AGAIN! If anyone has number 21 and all the ones after that, please send them to me! If you do, you get a prize.

Yay!
There is a new person on the mailing list! Her name is Hilary. She is Janes friend. She loves my newsletter so much, and she begged me to put her on the list. I finally said yes. After she paid me 40 bucks. Jane says she farts a lot. I wonder if this is true? Probably.

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