The List
Hey hey. Remember the Hilary chick who begged me to pu her on the list? Two people she knows are now on the list. I am becoming quite popular. Hilary's friend Melanie is now on the list. Hilary says she gets the runs a lot. Yikes. I didn't need to know that.

Clothes
Hey. I am going to talk about clothing. What is up with those pants people are wearing? You know, they are regular pants, but they have slits up the sides. I have also seen them with slits in the front. What the hell? Are these supposed to be elegant pants or something? If you want to show some leg, why don't you wear shorts? Another annoying thing, my school wont allow people to wear headbands anymore. You know, those stretchy things people use to hold their hair back. Apparently it means you are in a gang or something. Maybe it does, cause I have seen some guys wearing them and they look like retards. But sometimes teachers tell my friend Sonya to tkes hers off, and she gets very upset! She has very curly hair and her headband serves a purpose.
If you wear pants with slits, or if you are a man wearing a headband and I have offended you, TOO FREAKIN BAD!

Ashley Sent Me Some Funny Stories
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets", said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.

I was checking out at the local Foodland with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "Dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "Divider" looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her, "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today". She said, "OK" and I paid her for the things and left.

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