Laura's Life
I know you are all upset and crying that there hasn't been a newsletter for 2 days. Sorry people, but I have nothing to write about. I'm all out of ideas.
Today is National Stoners Day, or somethin' like that. Enjoy yourselves.

Obsession
I know someone who has an obsession. She is obessed with poo, with farts and with assplay. She writes me emails ALL THE TIME talking about poo and such. Now, you may think that someone this sick and demented could never find a lover! This is not true. Now listen up if you are equally as disgusting. You can find ANYTHING on the internet. If you have an interest in something, no matter how strange it may be, there is a website about it! I spent 3 hours looking at www.mulletlovers.com, now dont ask me why! I just wanted to.
Ok, so. What I'm trying to say is, there is hope! If you are a crazy retard or a person with a weird fetish, there is no need to be lonely! I have some websites that can help you.

www.adultfriendfinder.com
www.alt.com
www.stileproject.com

There is hope for sickos! Don't give up!