By Laura Sarnecki
Most of these things make me want to push my thumb into my eye socket, into my brain, and swirl it around.
1. Peas
2. When my Mom trys to fool me by saying "You've tried it before, and liked it!"
3. Vacuuming things that make a really loud noise as they get sucked in.
4. People who thought the Blair Witch Project was real footage.
5. People who are mad at you, and are clearly acting mad, but refuse to admit they are mad.
6. People who come up to me and ask to "borrow" money when I don't even know them.
7. People who don't see the true greatness of the Beatles.
8. People who think that I think I'm a good singer and look sadly at me while I'm singing. I know I'm horrible!
9. Those old men who go to Wonderland alone. That is creepy and weird.
10. Writing this, realising it sucks, and continuing to write stuff.
11. People who believe that "Joe"* has friends. Even though we've never met a single one. *Name has been changed due to him being a crybaby
12. How people put up with "Joe's" crybaby-ness.
13. The Spice Girls movie.
14. The new actor playing Kay on Passions*. *Passions can be seen at 2:00 on channel 14, I don't know the station.
15. All the extra typing HTML causes.
16. The stupid honking noise ICQ makes when it starts up.
17. Forgetting to turn down the volume when ICQ starts up.
18. Hiding the horrible secret that I like the Backstreet Boys.
19. When guys from halfway arounnd the world try to chat you up over the internet like you're gonna get to gether or something.
20. Revolving doors.
21. Sweating. Me sweating, other people sweating, its just gross.
22. People who cry, no BAWL in public, then you ask if there ok and they look totally horrified that you asked.
23. Screaming babies in restaraunts, or malls.
24. People who are against colorful backrounds on the computor.
25. When I put a colorful backround on the computor and my Mom pretends she can't see the icons.
26. The people at Wonderland who got excitied at the fake Backstreet Boys.
27. Kevin the Backstreet Boy, he has eyebrows like catarpillars!
28. Guys who walk like penguins due to having to hold up their ridiculously baggy pants.
29. The fact that I am downloading Backstreet Boys songs as I write this.
30. Jesus freaks.
31. People who are offended by my hate list.
32. The lead singer of Aqua, she has an ADDICTIVE voice.
33. N'Sync
34. The guy from N'Sync with the curly blonde hair, he looks like a little girl.
35. The guy from N'Sync who had pigtails. What is this? A girl group or a boy group? DECIDE.
36. The temperature of my house, it feels like I'm in HELL.
37. People who pick their nose in public and think people don't notice if they cover their nose with their other hand.
38. The pathetic fools at Wonderland who bought, yes, paid money for posters of the impostor Backstreet Boys.
39. The fact that I sat and watched the fake Backstreet Boys because I like Backstreet Boys songs.
40. The fact that I know the words to a lot of the Backstreet Boys songs.
41. The swings ride at Wonderland. It's a damn swing!
42. When you go on a roller coaster and it starts to rain and the rain feels like its cutting you.
43. Carrots.
There is more to come. Soon.