Hi, I'm Fred, the Smartest Dog in the World. I'm also very cute, as you can see here, and I like to show off my privates, as you can see in the photo at the bottom of this page! I've recently passed my Beginner Obedience class and can now claim the title of "Obedient Dog". Ask my Mom to see the certificate that proves it!
Click here to see some (very bad, but improving soon!) pictures of some of the other animals I share my home with. When you're done, visit the Bad Dog Chronicles to read my "bad dog" story. I won the award for the 1996 Bad Dog of the Year!
Updated 27 March 1998 | © 1998 Kerry R. Krueger
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