2). You forget the names of nieces and nephews but can easily recite every Ty Beanie Baby dog.
3). On daily workout walks you conveniently have 3 or 4 "Beanie" stores along the route.
4). You're starting to name your kids after Beanie Babies i.e. "I'd like you to meet my son Rocket and my daughter Nip."
5). You can think of every Beanie Baby cat ending in "ip" except one, and it's driving you crazy.
6). You have a recurring dream that you are the King/Queen of Beaniesylvania.
7). You're on a first name basis with every Beanie clerk in your town.
8). You legally had your name changed to Bongo the monkey.
9). On your 10-day trip through Europe, your highlight was purchasing Brittania the bear.
10). At least three of the above pertain to you.
