KITTYCISMS

• "People who hate cats will come back as mice in their next life."
  -Faith Resnick
• "Managing senior programmers is like herding cats."
  -Dave Platt
• "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer."
  -Bruce Graham
• "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
  -Unknown
• "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
  -Jeff Valdez
• "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
  -English proverb
• "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
  -Ellen Perry Berkeley
• "One cat just leads to another."
  -Ernest Hemingway
• "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
  -Mary Bly
• "Cats are rather delicate creatures and subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
  -Joseph Wood Krutch
• "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."
  -Anonymous
• "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
  -Hippolyte Taine
• "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
  -Ernest Menaul
• "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are gods."
  -Unknown
• "Time spent with cats is never wasted."
  -Colette
• "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
  -Missy Dizick
• "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."
  -Joseph Wood Krutch
• "I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic." -Unknown
• "My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes."
  -Unknown
• "Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."
  >-Unknown

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