Hello everyone, my name is Ginger.
I am 11 years old and I live in Anderson, SC. Look at that second picture of me - I was so Red when I was a baby.
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Vacation with your pet
Travel with your pet
Ginger could look like this, but we don't make her!
* I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it.
* I will not play tug-o'-war with Dad's underwear when he's on
the toilet.
* I will not eat any more socks and then re-deposit them in
the backyard after processing.
* I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.
* I will not chew crayons or pens, 'specially not the red ones so my
people will think I am dying.
* I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.
* I will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold, wet nose up her ear.
* I will not throw up in the car.
* I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's
driver's license and car registration.
* When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down
when it's raining outside.
* I must shake the rainwater out of my fur *before* entering thehouse.
* I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard
with it.
* The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom and Dad's laps.
* We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one
on TV.
* I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the
coffee table.
* My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
* I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
* The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff
